Caitlin

29 | guardian-reading, tofu-eating, wokerati 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 All views/opinions expressed are my own x

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Kris is so real lmao I said in passing that my merch order got cancelled in the post ESC madness and the man literally gave me the shirt off his back @JokerOutBand protect this man!!!!!

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No fucking WAY I managed to get Harry Styles tickets for Manchester omg I never get lucky with stuff like this

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Other ESC 1996 OGAE memorabilia includes (but is not limited to) this set of press photos of the Finnish performer, composer and conductor x

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POV your uncle was a member of the OGAE in the 90s and now you’re the owner of a set of promotional playing cards from the Belgian entry in 1996 (among a plethora of other random items collected over the years) x

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Joker Out releasing a great song on my birthday oh I so won x

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If I took a shot every time I saw someone at this Sam Fender concert wearing a Newcastle jersey I’d have died of alcohol poisoning before the gates even open x

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I got My Chemical Romance tickets this is the best day of my life

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Direct Manchester to Ljubljana flights starting in November suddenly the Joker Out 10th anniversary carnival thing in June next year is looking increasingly tempting…

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Sat in the shade all day, still got violently sunburned, being pale is not for the weak 😔

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£3.38 for a crisp cold lager on a beautiful sunny terrace in Pula ugh the Balkans have my heart already I never want to leave

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We’re staying in a hotel where all of the guests are at LEAST 20 years older than us and I’m getting dirty looks for wearing a crop top rip

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@vse_kar_vem_ Hehe I will keep an eye out for you and say hi!!!

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Public transport in Manchester is such a pisstake what do you MEAN 2 trams each for Bury and MediaCity have come and gone while I’ve been waiting for ONE tram to Altrincham (which has been the next on the board for 10 minutes) 🙃🙃🙃

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Austria’s ESC entrant being my old housemate’s colleague lmao what a world

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Omg someone else is also eating an egg sandwich across from me what happened to basic decency!!!!

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The person sat next to me on this train is eating an egg McMuffin and it STINKS I’m going to kms

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My MacBook’s battery has finally given up after 7 years and it’s going to cost me £245 to get it replaced, my bank account is screaming at me rn

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A whole ass BBC news article about the King working on his birthday today but no similar fanfare for me doing a full working day on my birthday today, unacceptable tbh x

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Sunny Side of London is missing from the Souvenir Pop track list it’s okay Joker Out just tell me you hate me 😔