Caitlin Gray

I really should get a Tweeter account
-Dwight K Schrute

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

@LondonBreed - if we are to effectively shelter in place again, please suspend 2 and 4 hour parking limits in neighborhoods. Leaving my house every few hours doesn't feel safe. I can't even get the forms I need for a proper parking pass because the DMV is so backed up.

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

I work in #tech in the #BayArea. I'm on a call right now with a company I've been with for 2 months and everyone on this call is a woman. Every decision maker, every tech lead, every management person, and I just realized that has never happened to me before. #womenintech

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

*logs in to Twitter for my quarterly twitter browse and sees that #football is trending.*

*Immediately logs out*

This was a huge mistake. Don't ever try anything new. #whydidileavemybed

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

@KarenKilgariff @LouisPeitzman Oprah and Tom Selleck

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

@JobyOtero Wild Wild Country was great!

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

Sat in a middle seat on a plane just now and switched off between watching #MindHunter and reading #IllBeGoneInTheDark . My seat neighbors went from being very chatty to not making eye contact by the end of the flight. 🤣 #murderino

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

@JobyOtero Have you seen The Keepers? It's excellent! I've also been reading a lot of true crime books to tide me over.

[Queer Eye @QueerEye]

Even if you're unaware, we promise there are a ton of people who look at you and see HOPE. There's a whole wide world that needs what you've got to give. We believe in you bb 😘

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

@jimmyfallon My boyfriend thought the Fleetwood Mac lyrics were, 🎵"You can go your own way. You can call it under"🎵

First of all, under what?? Second of all, he's missing like 4 more syllables...

#MisheardLyrics

[rachel yara @bugposting]

a haunted house for white men where they just get held accountable for their actions

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

#ToAllTheBoysIveLovedBefore is a perfect movie EXCEPT for the fact that Margot got in Lara Jean's bed WITH HER SHOES ON LIKE A COMPLETE MONSTER.

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

Being in your late 20's, as far as I can tell:

Working at a fancy tech startup where ur responsible for an entire team of human beings, but when your coworker asks if u have a reliable "brakes guy" in SF, the closest u can recommend is a "bomb taco lady". #millennials #twenties

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

I just found out about this dude who paints magnificently subtle and expressive bird portraits and gives them completely insane names and I love him https://t.co/DMQ4MI7fBX

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

Some space alien now has a nicer car than I do. #thanksObama #tesla #spaceX #FalconHeavy

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

@mradamscott I don't think she knows what the word "credible" means...

[ΛDRIΛN @AdrianXpression]

A white person shared this true tea on Facebook. So I'm sharing it here.

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

@realDonaldTrump Quick! Someone direct me to Pershing's statue since apparently that's the only way to learn history.

[Caitlin Gray @caitlinhgray]

I think the hamster that normally controls my brain is on vacation and the new guy has no idea what all those buttons do. #FridayFeeling