Caitlin Ponte

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

@Kaneshow This is literally my fantasy. I have told my husband many times I want a hotel room alone. Not shady. #moms

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

@morganbcoop @Starbucks Girl today in Elkton I just said “is this sign still true” and the small child behind the speaker was like “actually we have a little bit of pumpkin left if you’d like it” so don’t always trust the sign haha

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

@morganbcoop Thanks girl!💙 it’s called Spring Awakening! If you’re into theater you might know that’s not the show for battling depression😂 but it’s a fave! Hope you and your sweet babe are great!

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

Friday night I felt down. So over the wknd I worked out, cleaned the house, did yardwork, saw friends & family, spent time with my boys, & even auditioned for a show (Em😘) Much easier said than done for me, but what a difference it makes when I get up & DO instead of waiting.

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

@PapaRandlicious I am a speech pathologist and this makes me shudder😖😂 good oral hygiene is one of the biggest things I push on my high risk patients with swallow impairment BUT what do I know

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

@morganbcoop @ShaunaFKing I just rsvpd to the teacher of the year gala tonight for my friend from bay view and I saw your name on there! Congrats and good luck!!😊

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

I love Lisa Rinna SO. MUCH.

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

All of them.

[Steve Howey @stevehowey]

What’s your fav year?

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

@emilizajane @coreyvick @FlyersPuckSauce If SPORTS is wrong I don’t wanna be right

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

@coreyvick @FlyersPuckSauce I know right

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

People everywhere are googling “what is cis privilege” ...including me

@MusicKillsKate @stassi @kristendoute @ariana2525

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

Replace boyfriend with husband and SAME

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

Coming out of a Twitter hiatus to say Madonna sucks.

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

@emilizajane I asked for one for Christmas! And sperry boots AM I KEWL

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

May your past be the sound of your feet upon the ground and carry on✌🏻✌🏻

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

@stassi but did you get your drink all over your friends in the opening scene?!

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

#1 reason I am excited about Vanderpump: Beau.

@stassi

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

But wait. Why ISNT there a magic pill for weight loss yet in 2018?!?!? Are there scientists somewhere working on this?! Please. A pill that will kill my fat and not also kill me. I will pay.

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

I think weighted blankets are the new salt lamp. I wanted a lamp and I wants a blanket

[Caitlin Ponte @caitlinmc58]

If you’re a woman and your name on social media is your man’s name followed by “swife” or “swoman”

ex. “Timswife” or “timswoman”

I hate you