caitlin clemenson

Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.

[Soph ✨ @bachloretteluv]

Can Jed just stop singing for 5 seconds? My guy... I don’t see any dog food so shut it #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Monet✨ @VenusianGemini_]

Everyone running to comfort Tyler #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale

[pettybachnation @pettybachnation]

Hannah: Jed will you accept my final rose?

me: *breaks out into Lizzo* YOU COULD’VE HAD A BAD BITCH #thebachelorette

[caitlin clemenson @caitlinmclem]

One of my 3rd grade boys is sitting behind me at a school assembly and he saw my highlighter makeup and he goes “why’d you put glitter on your face...” in the most disgusted voice ever. #kindaoffended

[caitlin clemenson @caitlinmclem]

Instead of ruining santa for my kids I ruined shells for them. I told them it’s not the ocean they hear but the fluids in their ears...
all of their faces dropped and one kid yelled out “MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE” #oopssorry #3rdgrade #lifeofateacher

[caitlin clemenson @caitlinmclem]

called my dentist & left a msg (closed for holidays) to say I’m on a trip and can’t make my appt.
The receptionist who I’ve known since I was 12 left me a msg saying “girl good for you, live your best life. We’ll be here when you get back!” And now she’s my new hype man...

[Texas Exes @TexasExes]

HORNS UP 🤘#ThisIsTexas

[caitlin clemenson @caitlinmclem]

While practicing for our Grandparents Day sing a long my 3rd grader came up to me and asked why we couldn’t sing “Jesus loves me this I know” during our performance. I told him not everyone likes that song like WE do. He told me they were the ones who needed to hear it the most..

[caitlin clemenson @caitlinmclem]

You know you’re getting old when you ask for a hairdryer & an electric toothbrush for your birthday 🙃

[caitlin clemenson @caitlinmclem]

Update on celery boy: made me a paper fan bc “it was hot at recess”

[caitlin clemenson @caitlinmclem]

Today a little boy in my class told me he saw I was eating healthy. He saved me his celery from lunch so I could have a snack later... he pulled it out of his pocket....

[Good Morning America @GMA]

Getting out of bed when you hear that @falloutboy is playing @GMA this morning like...

#FALLOUTBOYonGMA

[caitlin clemenson @caitlinmclem]

#falloutboyongma

[caitlin clemenson @caitlinmclem]

Was asked for my signature at the hotel - I said print or sign? He told me always sign unless you’re printing money. He then turned to his co worker and said “nahwutimsayin” then they high fived. Clearly I need to be in the money printing business 🤷🏼‍♀️

[caitlin clemenson @caitlinmclem]

We don’t have to be taught how to love - we have to decide if we are going to do it or not.

[Sadie Robertson Huff @sadierob]

stop praying for your situation to change.
start praying for your heart to change.

[Chad Nelson @CMNelsonPhoto]

A fence can’t stop my two-year-old from playing with his new best friend.