caitlin

nm • tx • tn • golden

[caitlin @caitlinmouspe]

danced with a cowboy on a straight tequila high. i wish I was in his arms tonight. @mirandalambert

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

Why are we buying bread and milk?

Get wine. And chocolate cake. Maybe some Oreos. Do this winter storm right.

[caitlin @caitlinmouspe]

dear @dallascowboys, don’t make me cry tonight

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

Lee Corso’s final appearance on “College GameDay” drew 3.5 million viewers for ESPN. It was the most-watched “GameDay” ever. The final 15 minutes of the show pulled in 5.1 million viewers.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

pov: you’re watching disney channel in 2007 and this banger comes on

[LAVISH @msalexandriae]

What a privilege to be tired from the work you prayed for. What a privilege to feel overwhelmed by growth you used to dream about. What a privilege to be challenged by a life you created on purpose. What a privilege to outgrow things you used to settle for.

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

People nationally wonder why Texans are obsessed with @HEB.

It’s because they are the physical manifestation of the motto of Texas: Friendship.

They leap into action, no questions asked to help.

If you want to know what good corporate culture looks like, this is it.

[Netflix @netflix]

Gather round, Sweet Magnolias. SEASON 5 IS HAPPENING 🍹

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Worth the wait. #themasters

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Kids stealing the show at the Masters Par 3 contest will always be the best 😂

#themasters

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Call 5 minutes ago from a friend in the NFL community: "Who's the guy you went to see in concert last night?"
Me: "Stephen Wilson Jr. He's at the intersection of Johnny Cash and Bruce Springsteen."
NFL person: "Then why haven't I heard of him?"
Me: "You will."

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Happy New Year!

#NewYearsResolutions

[ana @shivlestat]

it’s that time of the year

[Netflix @netflix]

Get the margaritas going. Sweet Magnolias is back FEBRUARY 6!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

baking when u live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 28 cookies

[lynz @lynziekate]

Happy cowboys gameday…..

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elmo reunites with Rocco on Chicken Shop Date.

“Are you kidding, who brought Rocco?