Caitlin Rose

Barbie meets brachiosaurus. Degenerate Tinkerbell.

[Asma Nizami 🇵🇸 @asmaresists]

I'm dead. I love you, Minneapolis.

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

@unwoman @feral_ghost Cool

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

@feral_ghost @unwoman I tried to sign up for a booster on Myturn, my job qualifies me and I JUST passed the 6 month mark, and according to that site J and J recipients are not yet approved for mRNA booster

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I paused a Tom Jones video at the perfect time.

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

@prolpo Thirst (Korea)
High Tension (France)
The Hunt

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

@feral_ghost @prolpo Oohhh haven’t seen the last two might watch one tonight

[julia @juliashiplett]

For me, being bi means getting damp for all kinds of people and dating absolutely none of them 💛

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

Woke up from a dream about my house plants dying to see that my house plants are dying and got all morose wondering if I’ll ever have sex again so I ate ice cream for breakfast and now I’m both morose and also bloated 😣

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

Malignant is basically 1hr 52m of really great and expensive looking special effects with a handful of actors and a half baked script just sort of thrown in there. I think maybe an intern for the lifetime network did the soundtrack

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

Just saw a white Tesla with a vanity plate that said “0 Carbs” 🤢🤢🤢

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

When a restaurant has rigid boundaries about menu modifications? That’s how you know that shit is good

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

@aminashareefali I don’t know who either of these people are and I am tired of them being the main characters, next please!

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

Me every time I try to contribute to a conversation that involves two or more other people

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

Well my day started with trying to chase a potentially rabid squirrel off the patio of my bar

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

Like is this an attempt to convince anti-choice activists that abortions should be a right because they’re rooted in suffering? Cause that ain’t it. Some of us got abortions because we had risky sexy and nature did her thing. We shouldn’t have to earn rights with suffering.

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

I’m sorry I know what’s happening in Texas is scary but the idea of “yanking out” an IUD is preposterous and made up sob stories don’t help anyone

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

Like in the time it took this person write this incredibly long thread of reproductive trauma porn they could have, idk, googled an abortion fund that serves Texans to find out what they need? Looked up ways to help connect Texans to pharmaceutical abortions? Who is this for?

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

There is a hole in my bedroom ceiling right underneath my upstairs neighbor’s shower and the nice thing about that is the periodic soothing sound of rainfall in my room 😌🌧🧘🏼‍♀️

[Petty Is Praxis @rtyson82]

OFFICER DOWN!! 😭😭
https://t.co/QGAiml4FZS

[Caitlin Rose @caitlinmrose]

Read this thread and thank me later

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

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