Caitlin O'Rourke

Word Limit Challenged.

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

@FallonTonight I thought the Super Bowl tickets were supposed to be a lottery? Was that not true? Had a pair, stopped to type a comment to Jimmy, and got a DENIED message. 😩

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

@1013KDWB @falenkdwb sooooo did the xcel just give away Monday’s jingleball announcement?? #oops

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

#TaylorSwiftDelivery #Promo

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

Thank you @falenkdwb for being on vacation so I could be you for an hour! @1013KDWB #Falenforaday

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

@UniversalORL Do you have a customer service email address? Your online link doesn't work. Thanks!

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

Finding pretty vintage fonts - (I want for free!)
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@alephcorp https://t.co/foeOdQGKbR

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

I'm 30 and I've been drinking for 12 hours. How am I still awake?!

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

I just want to be home playing with my new Xbox One today #thirtyyearsyoung #monday

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

On the last day of my 20s, I successfully opened a bottle of champagne without screaming. #grownup

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

Let the last week of my 20s begin 😳

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

I get sentimental about stupid things. #byebyeJuke

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

IT'S THE LAST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF MY 20s. #wtf

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

There are some snazzy people ready for golf at 6am. I'm in mandatory khakis. I don't count. #rydercup

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

@storourk it's within the realm of birthday month now. So *hint-hint* to you!!

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

Dear men, using an emoji in an apology text does not mean things are all better. Use words like big boys. Kthxbye

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

I should have made more mistakes as a teen. Making them as an adult is so much more costly. #ifonly

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

They're placating us all in the long urgent care wait by offering free lip balm & bottled water #yay?

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

Acting class for adults? Just sit in on new hire sales training. #drama

[Caitlin O'Rourke @caitlinorourke]

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