Caitlin

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

Therapist: milk essential oil does not exist and cannot hurt you

Milk essential oil:

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CANCELED DOCTOR WHO?!?
AND DURING PRIDE MONTH!?!

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

I must look crazy to my neighbors.
At least once a day (but usually more than that if I'm being honest) I stand in this window and gush over how beautiful my plants are

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

The Devil has won

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

The devil has been whispering in my ear
He's telling me to rewatch Supernatural

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

These last few weeks have been so hard without my girl JoAnn
She would have had what I need

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

Why do I ever go to work when I can do this all day

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

It got warm for 2.5 seconds and I immediately started fussing over my garden

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

Should I risk cheating on Stardew Valley with Fields of Mistria?
It might destroy my life

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

It is officially Irish soda bread season!!!

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

The books a million in the rockaway mall closed since I was there last and I am offended on a personal level that I wasn't made aware of this

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

We have once again entered the phase where the Death Note Musical is trending on tiktok

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

WTF do you mean Stevie is leaving GMM?!?

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

Iron Lung was so good I forgot it was watching my favorite youtuber in a human size rock tumbler filled with blood for 2 hours

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

No but seriously I'm devastated by this loss
Do i spend $8 on a new one?

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

A DRAG PATH ETCHED IN THE SURFACE AS EVIDENCE I LEFT THERE ON PURPOSE

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

My brother just got tap shoes.
Don't be surprised if I pull a Mr. Krabs and hide them under the floor boards

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

I feel like the song Drag Path is going to be this generation's version of Angel with a Shotgun

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

I need to get into a fucked up situationship before April 24th so I can experience Noah Kahan's new album the way it's meant to be experienced

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

@rileyewagner Literally! I forgot how good we had it. Either my object permanence sucks or we've been in a winter hellscape for far too long

[Caitlin @CaitlinScarpa_]

winter made me forget how beautiful the color green is