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[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

@BristolWaste thanks for not collecting our general waste for nearly 2 months now… I cannot report missed bins collection on Bristol council website for some reason.

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

Why is it when other girls are dating someone they get cute nicknames but I get called “my little troll doll”

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

@vSmith1997 I’m glad men have just as awful a time on dating apps as I do :)

[Matthew Thompson @mattuthompson]

Every so often, you remember that in April 2020, Scotland’s chief medical officer resigned because she visited her own second home, with her own immediate family.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

They hosted a party during lockdown.

They knew it was against the rules.

They knew they couldn’t admit it.

They thought it was funny.

Then they covered it up.

The Prime Minister must hand over everything the Government knows about the parties in Downing Street to the police.

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

@RoyalMail hi, my parcel went to the wrong address and the recipient sent it back to you how can get it ?

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

When you send a clothes parcel to your ex boyfriend from 2 years ago by accident… fml 🤦🏽‍♀️ can’t wait to go collect that one

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

Watching boys watch football gives me the ick

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

I can’t believe I cried over a boy who plays dungeon and dragons 🙃🥲

[Becca Wright @_beccawright]

Matt Hancock has two women and you can’t get a text back

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

@vSmith1997 how the fuck has he got one woman let alone two on the go 😂

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

Why does getting into fresh sheets on a Sunday just hit differently

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

Ally McCoist is probably to this day my weirdest crush growing up

[Jaack @Jaack]

IF England lose, I'll obviously be massively gutted, but slightly less gutted knowing that somewhere in London Ally McCoist is having a good time.

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

@vSmith1997 Nah never enough recognition

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

@vSmith1997 Lies and slander, it’s clearly Africa by toto

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

@ForsytheK I never respected you anyway

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

Had a dream That my ex boyfriend sung “if I could turn back time” in a pub to win me back.. glad to see my subconscious is over it xo

[caitlin @caitlinshaw123]

@jassmintaaylor Don’t know why but this has reminded me of that time at work I said something v rude at the till and that customer was behind me 😂😂😂😂😂