Cait

I read a lot of smutty books. Preferably if it’s gay.

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

Omg. My Dad created a PowerPoint for the cat sitter. I’M CRYYYIN.

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

@KatoneRoberts now you know why we switched from being a Pepsi campus to a Coke campus

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

@fountainofbrett Ok bread fow ten

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

@TweetmasterHex I think this is why I’m loving Chappell Roan’s dialogue so much

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

Watching SATC and Girls in a back to back rewatch in your 30s should be required therapy.

[Danielle @toepacktoe]

Never in a million years did I think this was going to be the topic of the vent

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

@syd_cudii I said, “HE is a professional actor?? ON THE SHOW?”

[Ralph Whoren @amerik4nboy]

Whew y’all. We made it to Friday. 🥵 https://t.co/Vm7XFD4lTd

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

@KatoneRoberts ITS SO GOOD

[flglmn @flglmn]

you can't buy marketing like this

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

“Caitlin’s married to a man but she’s the gayest person I know.”

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

“are you fucking stupid?”

me:

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

RACHEL MCADAMS!!!!!!!!!

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

RENEE RAPP

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

@winemedineme We’d give the contestants 10 more minutes.

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

Why Chopped hasn’t done an Adults with Severe ADHD competition is beyond me.

Also, my mom is your first contestant.

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

Sandra Bullock’s what

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

@princesspaaige I’m team cute slacks. It’s my new favorite thing to wear. Change into cute sneaks after the ceremony for more comfort and you’re still chic.

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

Babe we’ve been going…for years

[Cait @CaitlinsMyth]

@syd_cudii https://t.co/swgwDl1sRD