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this hellscape no longer has customer service reps so i assume this will just get replies from robots looking to scam me. but none of them will be as good at it as @nyulangone itself

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popping back in briefly to advise you never under any circumstances to go to @nyulangone unless you like surprise $2000 bills for almost nothing

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i can tell this website is going to drive me mad today so i am going to get off it

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@gesangederfruhe people contain multitudes, total strangers online doubly so

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it's not a huge deal but i don't like it when people say "blessed day" kind of things to me either, i find it rude and presumptuous, and the pile on to this tweet definitely isn't making me think otherwise

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@fallenigloos a lot of people are still stuck on proving they're cooler than 2008-era richard dawkins

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@rnelson0 ok, well, obviously i disagree

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@fliglman he should do it with the same family but one less child every time. or one more

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@said_mitch it's a low bar but at least i don't have to see zuckerberg's stupid thoughts in meme form seven times a day on the same website i use for making little jokes about the news

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to each his own but i don't think i find either of these images more or less likable than the other. i think zuckerberg's improved public image is almost entirely due to the increasingly flattering comparison with elon musk

[Singto Conley ☄️ @singtoconley]

mark zuckerberg successfully nursing his public image and charisma to the point where he’s actually pretty likable is insane given 90% of it was just getting a new haircut

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@granderojo i don't care for it when politicians do it either but i accept that it is what it is. for me "have a blessed day" is on the border between merely generic - like "bless you" for sneezing - and explicitly religious, and it might depend on context

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@MythSerene "fuck you, lady, we mean it in a nice way"

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@johnsperanza only way to make this site remotely tolerable is to block early and often

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@opinonhaver a young political scientist attempting to Turn his first Key

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my super scientific predictive system can be applied only by me, and if it doesn't work it's because you didn't believe hard enough in it

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"he doesn't have the faintest idea how to turn the keys"

[Allan Lichtman @AllanLichtman]

Nate Silver claims to have applied my keys to predict a Trump victory. He doesn’t have the faintest idea how to turn the keys. He’s not a historian or a political scientist. He has no academic credentials. He was wrong when he said I could not make an early prediction of Obama‘s re-election. He’ll be wrong again in trying to analyze the keys.

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@that_tattoos or at least, if he is a nazi, he doesn't shove it in my face half a dozen times a day

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i mean, obviously, no, of course not, but still, i feel this should not be allowed somehow

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i knew she had said she hated the account but i did not know he was her former publicist. do they not have any professional ethical standards at all

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

That account is also run by Liza’s bitter ex-publicist, and she’s publicly stated that it makes her really uncomfortable. The account also once posted that Liza had outlived her own mother’s popularity, which is so fucked up considering that Judy died so young and so tragically.

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US citizens can find the airport themselves, what the fuck do i look like, an embassy

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i am also not evacuating US citizens at this time