Caitlyn Alayne

Fur Momma 🐶🐶🐱🐱, married to my best friend 💍, strong AF 💪🏻

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

Waiting for this wave of depression to subside is like waiting for a bus in the rain. I know it’s going to come, but that doesn’t make the waiting suck any less.

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

I’m watching the Mad About You series finale for about the millionth time. The show ended in 1999. It’s projected “into the future” and the most future date is “Late 2021”…which is no longer the future…

I’m not prepared for time to keep ticking in this fast…

#HappyNewYear

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The cold open in Season 4 of Mad About You where @HelenHunt and @PaulReiser are singing the national anthem in their bedroom at like 10 pm is definitely in my top 5 favorites of cold opens for the whole series. 😂😂

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Is it pathetic that I’m almost 30 years old and am dreaming about changing careers to the entertainment industry? I’m too damn old to be successful, but I’m too damn young to be this unhappy…
#AspiringActress #OldLady #TooOldForHollywood

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I’ve tweeted it before, but it need to be said again… @PaulReiser @HelenHunt I’m begging you for more Mad About You reboot seasons… PLEASE?!?!

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I have never related to a fictional character the way I relate to Jamie Buchman from @madaboutyoutv. @HelenHunt is my damn idol.

#90sSitcom #FeelGoodTV #MadAboutYou #JamieBuchman

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

I’m just a girl, sitting on her couch, begging @HelenHunt @PaulReiser and @GetSpectrum to make more “Mad About You” seasons. Please…for the love of God…

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

Ever feel like a literal waste of human skin because you’re holding everyone back from the one thing that truly want to be happy??

That’s what infertility feels like.

#Infertility

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

Daddy taught me that Jazz music is good for the soul. Having a bad day? Pump up the Big Band tunes. 🎶

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

Having a cauliflower rice burrito bowl for lunch and I can’t stop thinking about how much I want REAL cheese...
#DairyFreeLife #FertilityDiet #TTCJourney #MiscarriageSurvivor #MiscarriageAwareness #EctopicPregnancySurvivor #EctopicPregnancyAwareness

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

Ever just felt so emotional that all you can do is cry? Feeling angry? Cry. Feeling sad? Cry. Feeling happy? Cry.

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

Dani’s reaction to Billy getting his head kicked off is one of my favorite moments of Hocus Pocus... 😂

#Halloween2020 #HocusPocus

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

I can do hard things. 🖤

Like work from home...because you’re quarantined...because of exposure to a deadly virus...this is fine... 🙃😰

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

My mood swings the last week and a half have been crazy. From so happy I could cry to literally crying out of sadness but not knowing why to feeling angry... It’s getting exhausting.

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

The amount of adulting that I’ve done today is astounding; called and set up an oil change for Alaric’s car, called to confirm our gravel drop off for tomorrow morning at 8:30, and called to get a new credit card after mine never came in the mail.

Who am I?! Phone anxiety who??

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

Some days are so defeating you literally can’t do anything but cry. Fingers crossed that better days are coming.

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

Old people crack me up. Literally just saw a Facebook post by a VERY republican elderly woman with the bisexual flag as the background of the status... she just thinks it’s pretty...

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Ending the day feeling like a defeated, worthless piece of crap is totally normal...right?! 🙄😭

[Caitlyn Alayne @caitlynalayne]

Have you ever felt completely complacent while simultaneously feeling your heart shatter into a billion pieces? That’s what it’s like to be a mother to angels. #missingyou

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#missingyou