It’s the -FULL PRICE for a semester with no football, no club meetings, no events, a large majority of classes moved online, and suspensions for hanging out with more than 10 friends- for me.
*opening gifts*
me: :D
my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝
my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—
MONICA MONICA, HAVE A HAPPY HANUKKAH
SAW SANTA CLAUS, HE SAID HELLO TO ROSS
AND PLEASE TELL JOEYYYY CHRISTMAS WILL BE SNOWAAAAYYYAAAAAAAY
AND RACHEL AND CHANDLER HUNDHAHNHANLEEEERRRRR
so excited to announce that i’ve officially become comfortably numb about my grades! can’t wait to see where this lack of motivation and acceptance of mediocrity take me