Caitie Petruk

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[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Dead serious question: why do people run marathons? Do they get paid?

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

@BestBuyCanada how do you have no email to reach someone with a complaint? Brutal customer service.

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

“U hear Sloop Dog’s coming?”
-my dad

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

@RogersPlace @Drake’s audio is HORRIBLE. No one around us can even understand him

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

@Drake FIX YOUR SOUND YOU SOUND LIKE SHIT #Yeg #scorpion

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

Hearing @Sethrogen repeatedly say he’s from Edmonton Alberta in the movie #LikeFather makes me legit feel famous 🙈

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

Old people

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

#BellLetsTalk

[Dave @lildickytweets]

@caitpet thanks for the memories

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

@lildickytweets watching bullshit performers at your after party. HURRY UP 🙌🏽

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

Thanks for the flowers @lildickytweets 🌹🙌🏽

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

@lildickytweets 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

Man I been datin this girl named Caitie she hot as hell @lildickytweets #edmonton

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

2 months since I fucked a lady- young man dick goin crazy @lildickytweets #edmonton

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

Oh that leather one next to the trash? @lildickytweets

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

@lildickytweets hoe them things 35 feet- I'm like 5"11 - ON TINDER IM 6 FEET #edmonton #lildicky

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

@lildickytweets met the other night thru tinder think it's only right that I hit her wit da "what u got on tap tonight" delivered #edmonton

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

@lildickytweets drunk... faded #edmonton #lildicky

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

@lildickytweets bruh... BRUH... #edmonton

[Caitie Petruk @caitpet]

Man, this is the softest thing I ever did. But it's about something that's pretty important to me. And that's you - @lildickytweets