Caitlanta

🪬sunshine, ocean, GD tunes, FL gators, lemon pepper (wet), live music (phish), golf, crushed ice, zen ish etc⚡️💀🐊

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

If you can’t handle me at my Night 3, then you don’t deserve me at my Night 1.

[pete “diddy” millar @fece_lord]

My 500+ LinkedIn connections have no idea what’s coming

[maybe: diane 𐚁₊⊹ @dianelyssa]

i love that german guy who loves waffle house and taco bell and chattanooga, can we keep him

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

@therealkurtvile It’s so so good dude, culmination of all the emotional connections from all the other albums. My 6 year old walks around the house going “smoke on my lip! Yeah! I wrote a soooong” 🥹🫶☮️ KV

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

@therealkurtvile Dear Kurt, I am in the top 1% of your listeners on Spotify, and I’m excited to report that this is quickly becoming a core favorite KV album. Fanstastic all around and can’t wait to see you in Atlanta 🫡

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

it’s so easy to spot AI writing bc it always sounds like it was written by a fedora

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

@esteco2 Omg the way west was just watching Ciara’s reaction to Amanda moving out ((cuz it certainly wasn’t news to him))

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

But did you kiss in the Waymo?

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[pete “diddy” millar @fece_lord]

Pretty girls make graves

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

@fece_lord Yes yes yessss

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

@swainsch This was her “signature look” 10 years ago when she first premiered on the show and I wonder if she thought it would soften us up, since she got so much love her first few years.

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

She look like the baby in a King Cake for Mardi Gras

[New York Post @nypost]

Lisa Rinna debuts shocking new look at Cannes with oversized white hair and wild dress https://t.co/NdwHz9e9V8

[shami @leshaami]

“women’s adoption of AI is 40% less than men”

yes bc we’re still using our brains

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

@fece_lord “Long time listener, first time caller” is an easy way to weed out the Sternheads.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Being a parent is wild because you could be in the middle of a mental breakdown and still have to pretend to be dinosaur

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

🪘

[Caitlanta @caitratch]

@Beebz05 This is the funniest wake up call I’ve ever read

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

My ancestors watching me lift weights barefoot in my garage at 5am while blasting The Grateful Dead loud enough to wake the neighbors