cait☀

don't give up your day dream

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

@abramsaid You’re a fool for passing that up

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

@MillerLite @shaystritt ahuh yep

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

Quarantine has people going through the People You May Know area of Facebook and sending out friend requests like Oprah giving out cars

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

IF WE COULD STOP HAVING COMMERCIALS WITH DOORBELLS....that’d be grrrreat.

Signed,
Every dog owner

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

A thought @Delta:
You wouldn’t have to force 15 people to complimentarily check their bag if you just followed @SouthwestAir’s lead 😄

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

I'm writing an article called 'In praise of loud men: the joy and power of being noisy and male.' Does anyone have anything to add?

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

The woman sharing my row on this plane (I’m at the window and she’s on the aisle) immediately nonverbally agreed to blocking the middle seat with me as soon as she sat down. I feel seen.

[Nick Carter @nickcarter]

This is just 🥺. #hope

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

Regular customer for the past 9 summers: haven’t seen you in forever-I really like your look, your hair is longer it’s beautiful

Me: thanks, I think I look like a hippie, but thanks!!!! 😅

Them:

🤦🏽‍♀️ why can’t I ever just normally accept a compliment

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

[liz @unrealizzztic]

boys that will definitely ruin your life:

1. any boy named kyle
2. all matts
3. chads (or anything with -ad)
4. any variation of zachary
5. any guy whose name starts with j

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

@lindsaygasche Hahahahah vito freaks every time too!!!

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

Uh 🧐

[Brian Fonseca @briannnnf]

Rutgers center Mike Maietti was so fired up about that touchdown, he legit punched QB Art Sitkowski in the face:

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know there’s bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn’t there. but for now here’s my leash. and a few licks on your hand. to convince you that one day. we will be alright

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

@mic_cha I love this 😂😂

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

Question to my gals: when a middle-aged man who has been married for eternity tells you “I CANNOT believe a beautiful girl like you isn’t married,” what’s your favorite smartass response?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i hear a noise. i think it’s the garaGE DOOR. IT IS THE GARAGE DOOR. THE HUMAN IS HOME. AND MY FEETS. THEY ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

@lindsaygasche 🧐

[cait☀ @caitscaf]

@shaystritt CRINE