cannabitch ✨

creator, dog mom, ecomm lady, former(?) ucbtny

[cannabitch ✨ @caitsing]

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i need a golden bachelor in paradise stat

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Anybody else have a @Target Threshold candle go up in literal 5 inch flames? The whole wax layer was ablaze. Thank god I was able to get it to a sink before the glass shattered from the heat. The stress it took to get that flame out when the water made it worse omfg.

[Holly Stallcup @HollyStallcup]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can break off your engagement. You don't have to get married if you know it's not right. Even if you have sent out the invites, bought the dress, planned the ceremony, you can walk away.

[cannabitch ✨ @caitsing]

if you can’t stand the heat, get your mouth off my dab

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girl you put the TT in HOTTOGO

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not someone mistaking me for megan stalter on a day i thought i went easy on the eyeliner

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it makes sense that grimace is a gemini

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three months nic freeeeeeeeeeeee

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why is pumpkin seasonal when we all absolutely make those recipes with a can

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@guster GUYS. You gotta go to Nick’s. Nothing better than a lil seafood on the docks!

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oh no there is going to be so much barbie this halloween

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add pup cups to starbucks doordash you cowards

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hear me out: choco bell

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one month totally vape freeeeee 🎉

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why doesn’t chickfila close or refuse to serve meat on fridays during lent??

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omg i’m at wa!mart curbside pickup and they almost put a huge roku tv in my trunk by mistake

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wait the dark web isn’t incognito mode??

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the universe really needs to stop sending sexy lil libras into my life

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ok they have chunky peanut butter why can’t i buy chunky nutella