Caitlin Tkach

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I can’t wait to wake up and eat tomorrow

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

can’t decide if I want to stay in and feel sorry for myself or go out and make bad choices... decisions, decisions

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

oh good morning if I ever drink as much as I drank yesterday ever again you have my full permission to murder me

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

god i’m so boring right now I really need to get my heart broken or something just to spice it up

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

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📍hitting the snooze 4 times and getting coffee then saying “getting here was terrible”

[sydney pollock @syyyd_]

So did the raptors win the cup? #touchdown ⛳️

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

man I thought I was so fuckin ugly in middle school and I just looked back at some old pictures and turns out I absolutely WAS ugly in middle school. kind of comforting to know I had an accurate self image even then

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I will never be impressed with a man until I find one that can go lyric for lyric with me on super old taylor swift deep tracks

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why does walking to a date right now feel like i’m walking to death by firing squad lmao I legitimately need help

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

me texting my friends on sunday after a super embarrassing weekend:

[𝔻𝕒𝕜 @dakfarrow]

Pretty rude how right in the middle of mid-term season it’s always sunny & 15 ° and also greys just put a new season on Netflix

[$HAY @ShaylynMcpeek]

i’m one meltdown away from dying my hair

[nickelbrock @brookie85cookie]

am i the only human ever to have never seen halloweentown? honestly @ me cause i can take the heat you guys are about to throw

[Caitlin Tkach @caittkaach]

@ShaylynMcpeek hahahah wayyy to accurate