Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈

27 • music teacher • intersectional feminist • #ActuallyAutistic • #hEDS • disabled • sometimes a writer • bi 🏳️‍🌈 • 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🎶 she/they

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

My baby looking my husband dead in the eyes as he fills his pants for the 6th time today:

[WHEELS & ROSES | Pearl Low | 劉寶珠🧋 (they/them) @Fumi_chun]

I SHOULD HAVE THE ABILITY AND OPTION TO WORK AT A COMPANY FOR 20+ YEARS. ARTISTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE SECURE JOBS. WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO HAVE 3 JOBS JUST TO PAY OUR BILLS ON STOLEN LAND!!!!

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

@Orions_BeIt Congrats!! 💕

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

I need more of my friends to play bg3 so I can ramble on about my ships, omg. I haven't been this into a Fandom since high school

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Nobody crosses Donna Noble! 💥 #DoctorWho

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

Listening to my neighbour break up with his girlfriend because I don't sleep anymore lmao

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

Accidentally paid $60 for a book that I thought was digital, but it was hardcover and shipped from the UK 🥴

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

@juneocelot Pretty much 😂

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

@juneocelot

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

Hell is accidentally inhaling water while your baby is sleeping right next to you

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

@JaneLebak Oh yeah, they're bringing extra chairs now 😂

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

If your new parent friends invite you over for dinner, don't invite another person without asking them, and DEFINITELY don't let that person invite yet another person. 🙃

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

@JaneLebak Right? And no, we had to get someone to bring extra chairs 🙄 it's so frustrating, it wouldn't have been a big deal if they had just ASKED though omg

[Witt @rogerwitt_]

#PercyJackson

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

@Orions_BeIt Having to work full time during pregnancy is a nightmare, maternity leave should start in the first trimester

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

@juneocelot 😁🥰

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

@DeathCab4Callie So teeny! What a sweet lil boy 🥹

[Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @caity_elsbane]

The PC "metis police officer" commercial is fucking GOULISH. How the hell do they think that is remotely okay.

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

My husband does short D&D sessions for my daughter (she’s 6 and always plays a Dwarf Barbarian) and he created a scenario where she needed to enter an ice cream shop shaped like an ice cream cone.

Husband: what would you like to do

Daughter: I eat the door.

*rolls a nat 20*

[Percy Jackson News @updatespercy]

#PercyJackson & The Olympians Season One, Episode titles:

I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher (101)

I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom (102)

We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium (103)

I Plunge to My Death (104)

A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers (105)

We Take a Zebra to Vegas (106)

We Find Out the Truth, Sort Of (107)

The Prophecy Comes True (108)