Caitlyn Storm

Them: "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit."
Me: "So you admit I'm witty then."

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@fasc1nate Reason I wouldn’t dedicate my body to science.

[TheShoeGame @TheShoeGame]

They didn’t have to snap this hard!

@Sneakerpolitics x adidas Samba from the Consortium Cup. This design won its match-up so it will release.

Suede, satin, leopard print, waxed laces and gum sole 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@man_savings #3stripes

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@audible_com @luckylukeekul

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@DanielleSteJust Great the see the verb form making an entrance to today’s prompt 👌

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@StanFritz @Amazebury “I hear you”

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@StanFritz @Amazebury “Okay, great.”

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

🔥🔥🔥

[brendandunne @brendandunne]

This should be fun.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Humans now only make up 38.5% of internet traffic.

The other 61.5% is non-human (bots, hacking tools, etc).

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@dvtpmf__ @SneakerNews Why? Did you buy for resale in round 1?

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@brendandunne They should make the entry mechanism Virgil trivia that you only have 10 seconds to answer to ensure that it’s the true fans that get to cop first. 💔

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@NewYorker Such a good Twitter caption. Now I have to read it…

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

💔 #SouthAfricaBurning

[Daily Maverick @dailymaverick]

TRAINSPOTTER: This is what a failed state looks like https://t.co/KMSVxKQUzx

[Philip Folk @FolkPhilip]

The evil wizard prepared his final spell as the heroes cowered.

A witch arrived in a puff of smoke. "Ahem. Your wand isn't #compliant with latest regulations."

"But I just bought it last month!"

"Nevertheless..."

"Bureaucracy!" He looked to the heroes for sympathy.

#vss365

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@FolkPhilip I am personally offended by this not having more likes. ❤️

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@duaneshootstoys Wouldn’t it have made more sense to use the yoda-inspired stan smiths though? Or is Yoda above that kind of shameless self-promotion?

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@duaneshootstoys Of course Yoda wears @adidasoriginals ❤️

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

@MrChristiffa Thinking of stitching a quilt from my @WOOLWORTHS_SA shopping bags.

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

Thanks for the RT @mhthaung 🙏❤️

[Caitlyn Storm @caity_storm]

She kissed the hot metal
Tasted it torch her tongue
Let it slide down
Drown her

Pooling
In her stomach
Her lungs
Her heart

This is all she ever wanted
To be
Forever

Beauty perpetual, preserved in #chrome

Unchanging, if unbreathing
Suffocatingly stunning #vss365

[Cross Mouse @cross_mouse]

I am becoming
Invisible as I age.
Just a grey background

#vss365 invisible
#haiku
#vsspoem
#PoemADay
#senryu