taco bell barbie

I eat more cereal than your 6 year old brother, drink more coffee than your mom, and watch sports more than your dad. And I'm probably friends with your sister.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

tom holland to robert pattinson while matt damon is fighting like 50 guys at once

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago who is living my exact life over any AI

[jezz @JezziiB]

Screw-worm in the meat.
Cyclosporiasis in the produce.
During a food affordability crisis.
During a massive cut in SNAP & WIC.

Again, elections have consequences.

[Avinash Kunnath @avinashkunnath]

Made it about himself, turned a fun story about our team into a worldwide corruption scandal, and now Belgium is doing his dance on the US’s grave. His ability to ruin the vibes of everything is generational.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Literally unironically no joke zero doubt in my mind: Trump’s fault

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

It takes real talent to make FIFA even more corrupt.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[khia asylum 101 @khiaasylum101]

the drink of summer 2026 is another one

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[delia @delia_cai]

zohran layering the jersey over the dress shirt and under the suit jacket in 85 degree yet looking crisp and matte..... guys this is a man with total control over his game, mental physical spiritual

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[crys 🥠 @iamnotcrys]

SHE IN THE CLUB WIT US

[mike is fucking pissed @sbryngday]

new york elected a woke mayor and nothing has gone wrong for them since

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

jalen got a message to all the swifties

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“The guy who has all the money isn’t taking anyone’s money. The people with no money are.”

[David ᵇᵉ @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[• @yducknow]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are