Your Bald Headed Granny. 🌷

I like to read & eat & talk shit & pet animals. ⛈️🥐📚⚜️ BLESSED AND HIGHLY FLAVORED.

[Your Bald Headed Granny. 🌷 @caitylinnn_]

Men are so fucking dumb.

[saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo]

I think I’ve grieved Catherine O’Hara’s death harder than Erika Kirk grieved Charlie.

[Your Bald Headed Granny. 🌷 @caitylinnn_]

@natism Yellow. That’s the only correct answer.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

“They didn’t come here legally” I don’t give one single fuck

[grovy @grovymango]

Under my dictatorship men will become pregnant

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

Red 40 and Transgender for Everybody

[Your Bald Headed Granny. 🌷 @caitylinnn_]

@JulienHoez Americans are tired of Americans bullshit. We 1000% get it babe.

[Your Bald Headed Granny. 🌷 @caitylinnn_]

@trixiemattel No I’d prefer a sibling so we could gang up and hate on our parents together.

[Harmy @harrrmy]

my future husband and i will be stay at home parents and the kids will go to work

[Your Bald Headed Granny. 🌷 @caitylinnn_]

I called out to watch slc housewives all day long for my mental health and I will not feel bad about it.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

we broke while making triple what our parents made.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Mark my words, NYC is heading for Shakira Law

[kendall @internetfairie]

seeing male ass crack genuinely infuriates me

[Your Bald Headed Granny. 🌷 @caitylinnn_]

So ready to hop on this plane and be in Cancun. ✈️ ☀️ 🍹

[Your Bald Headed Granny. 🌷 @caitylinnn_]

I miss twitter before right wing advertisements and Elon took over the timeline. Sigh.