Caity C.N. Evans 👩🏻‍🔬

she/her | anatomy nerd | spicy Paramedic | GWU alumni | Facebook refugee | Proud Pig wife 🐷

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald, my offer to play golf still stands.

I’ll let you take three strokes off your game if you carry your own bag.

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

Of all the covid research that has never made it into the mass media, the stuff about how a covid infection, even a mild one, ages a person biologically might be the most stunning

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

A TX man slipped abortion pills to his wife &severely damaged the fetus.

He got sentenced to 180 DAYS & got to keep his law license.

If she had taken the abortion pills voluntarily, she would have been charged with MURDER.

This is about controlling women.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

What a Fucking idiot. 😂😂😂

[Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ]

After the photo of me cleaning the Capitol went viral, people kept saying to me the phrase “Look For The Helpers.” I grew up with Mister Rogers and felt comfort in those words. But now, 3 yrs after Jan 6, I have come to learn an entirely different lesson from this phrase… THREAD

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
John McCain lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.
Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.
Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.
Al Gore challenged the results in ONE STATE, and when he lost, he fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump lost his election and freaked the fuck out and sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification, and he also headed up a ginormous criminal conspiracy to commit election fraud in Georgia, all so he could cling to power — because he's a big fucking baby who can't deal with being the huge fucking loser that he is.
and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

She just woke up all the ancestors

[Abraham Gutman @abgutman]

Two more children have measles in Philadelphia.

They got the measles at daycare, after a person infected who refused vaccine or post-exposure prophylaxis attended against quarantine rules.

Outbreak so far: 5 infants/children and 1 unvaccinated adult. https://t.co/By2rZ23p9w

[Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ]

As I talked to people today about Jan 6, I’m struck by how many told me they forgot the immediate aftermath when 25,000 National Guard arrived and the surreal images of them sleeping on Capitol floors. Join me in thanking Guard, police, and other first responders that stepped up.

[Staff Sergeant Gonell, Aquilino @SergeantAqGo]

Here are trump’s supporters attacking me to in a show of “we back the blue”. A direct hit to my head, getting trampled in the tunnel, holding the police line, and demanding my colleagues. I did the best I could…they just kept coming.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

*Unarmed black guy gets shot to death during a traffic stop*

Republicans: “He should’ve just complied”

*Deranged white woman is killed trying to force her way into the chamber where lawmakers are sheltering for their lives on Jan 6th*

Republicans: “JUSTICE FOR ASHLI BABBITT!”

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

To all of the MAGA morons posting that January 6th is "Entrapment Day":

1. Nobody FORCED you to storm the US Capitol, smash windows, smear feces all over the walls, steal things, and chant "Hang Mike Pence." It wasn't Antifa or BLM doing that stuff. It was all YOU.

2. You can't get entrapped if you're not putting yourself in illegal situations

3. None of US were "entrapped," we stayed our asses home

4. YOU FILMED YOURSELVES, MORONS

5. If you are bashing cops in the head with flagpoles and fire extinguishers, you get what you fucking deserve

6. Ashli Babbitt was NOT a hero, she was a domestic terrorist

7. Consider changing "Entrapment Day" to "FAFO Day."

[Caity C.N. Evans 👩🏻‍🔬 @CaityNeill]

I love this so much lol

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

They gayest deadlift you will ever experience:

[Zed Zha, MD, FAAFP @DrZedZha]

This month, I’m starting a new job where I am a physician leader. So I set some goals for myself and my team:

1. Believe the patient. Every time.

2. Cultivate a team culture that NEVER blames the patients.

3. Treat everyone with equal respect and call ourselves out when we don’t.

4. Be humble to the fact that patients are the experts of their own embodied experiences.

5. Look beyond the “chief complaint” and see the whole person.

6. Never try to enlarge ourselves by belittling others.

7. Listen to that “one last thing” door knob concern.

8. Apologize when we make mistakes.

9. Make ourselves available for questions from patients and colleagues.

10. Really, really listen.

[Outbreak Updates @outbreakupdates]

A fatal SARS-CoV-2 infection leading to a false-positive HIV test 🧵

Age of patient: 6

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[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Omg she nailed the "Alpha Bro" speak perfectly. 👏 👏 👏

[marcus🇵🇸CEO of Teen Titans @y2kmarcus_]

@sunnydaejones if they got an open bar at the wedding i’m finna be in there shaking ass with them like we been friends since kindergarten

[Caity C.N. Evans 👩🏻‍🔬 @CaityNeill]

@cmclymer The Science of Murder: The Forensics of Agatha Christie by Carla Valentine

[Staff Sergeant Gonell, Aquilino @SergeantAqGo]

Don’t “piss on me and tell me it’s raining”.
On Jan 6, 2021, Elected officials ran in fear for their lives as I was putting my life in the line to protect them. These are some of the injuries I sustained from the “we back the blue” pretenders like @SpeakerJohnson @SpeakerMcCarthy.

[𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 @NikkiBarnes]

The way they roasted them damn kids!!! 🤣🤣🤣