Caitlin

PharmD, Wife, Mom to Noah and Harper. Go Gators!

[Caitlin @caitypike]

A year later, 8 days after getting just 1 dose of vaccine... I have the dreaded coronavirus. Soooo over this shit

[Caitlin @caitypike]

@pattistanger I would read it, and that’s pathetic of you to say people couldn’t afford it. You disgust me

[Caitlin @caitypike]

Day 1: Already almost witnessed a fight in the store due to this mandated mask policy 😂

[Caitlin @caitypike]

Oh my god, this is getting ridiculous!!! Ok they apologized, why not fire them back then? @BravoTV @stassi makes the show and I have been happy to see her and the characters grow. I won’t watch if she’s fired. #istandwithstassi

[Caitlin @caitypike]

@JMTaylor12 They must be sneaking!! Like going to their homes... 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Caitlin @caitypike]

We’re all gonna know who’s been cheating this whole time we’re supposed to be social distancing if your nails and hair are looking good

[Caitlin @caitypike]

Dear Emergency Medicine Colleagues, When this is over, I vow to remember how overloaded and burned out you must feel and will not roll my eyes or curse you under my breath when I review your Rx for a Zpak for a cold. My prayers are with you 🙏🏻#COVID19 #EmergencyMedicine

[Caitlin @caitypike]

@jimmyfallon Do you live in a treehouse?? It looks awesome!

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants. Happy 80th birthday, Chuck!

[Caitlin @caitypike]

My first true mom test... breastfeeding my 5-day-old baby while simultaneously helping my toddler take off and put on his underwear 🤣 #momlife

[Caitlin @caitypike]

Finally!!! That long ass month of January is overrrrrrr!!

[Caitlin @caitypike]

What the....?

[Perez Hilton @PerezHilton]

Were you one of the lucky few to snag Gwyneth Paltrow's $75 vagina scented candle? Apparently, it sold out QUICK! https://t.co/B5SW6Nzyyl

[Caitlin @caitypike]

I love sneezing and peeing my pants.... said no one ever

[Caitlin @caitypike]

All I want for Christmas is a giant slurpee

[Caitlin @caitypike]

Physically, I feel like my uterus is about to fall out. Emotionally, I feel like punching someone when I have to count my carbs. #pregnancythings

[Caitlin @caitypike]

I’m pretty sure I have the shingles... wtf! Feels like I rolled in fire ants on my left side. Whyyyyyyyyy

[Caitlin @caitypike]

The time has come that I can’t sleep on my stomach anymore 😔 and I’m uncomfortable. My pregnancy pillow helps, but it’s not the same #pregnancyproblems

[Caitlin @caitypike]

@JMTaylor12 @AmericanAir Yeah I’m not flying American again, our flight was delayed TWO hours on the tarmac coming back from Oklahoma 😑

[Caitlin @caitypike]

My favorite part of the day... nap time in the house 😴

[Caitlin @caitypike]

Feeling down about life today. Hopefully I can find the positive