Caity Rice

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

@luxxnoirlondon “What’s the tea, Christine?” Every. Single. Day.

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

Got my rental in Houston and went straight to the nearest @7BrewCoffee because it’s that serious

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

Got a free mimosa on my 5am flight and now I can’t stop hiccuping 😅

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

I would get an entire row to myself on a 30 minute flight 🤦🏼‍♀️ Why can’t this happen on the long hauls

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

@Garrett_Watts This is Murphy, but I call him Tinky. He has panic attacks when I make ‘s’ or ‘z’ sounds, so I can’t call him Stinky, even though he gets a weird odor when he’s exposed to outside air. I got him from a rescue right before the COVID shut down. I lived alone so he kind of saved me.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Punch, the viral lonely monkey, has now been hugged and groomed by an adult monkey for the first time

Zoo staff previously gave him a plushie for comfort when he struggled to fit in with other macaques

[daz @MetamateDaz]

how can we reduce our use of AI and protect our planet if every time I google something it generates an automated AI response 😭

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

Eboni was and Karamilk both beat PM in that first round. I’m so confused. #CanadasDragRace

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Americans are burning PTO just to sleep instead of travel

43% of millennials admit they’ve used paid vacation days to stay in bed

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

Sometimes I forget that I went to a family-style dining restaurant by myself on my birthday because I was traveling and really wanted their food 😂 I am fearless

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

I forgot that I live in the part of the country where flour tortillas are the restaurant default for tacos… I can’t decide if that means I need to remember to ask for corn tortillas next time or move 😂😭

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

@MistressIBrooks You helped me 🤷🏼‍♀️ The first time I met you, you broke the rules to let me make a video with you. The second time we talked was on one of your iconic spaces and I overshared about my heart stopping during surgery. 😅 Both interactions taught me how to be an unapologetic icon. 💗

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

I miss @MistressIBrooks on my tv 😞

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

People who aren’t LIVING for @MistressIBrooks and her strategy, hate good drag and good tv. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Oh, and are probably 12 and never been to a real drag show. People are ruining my show, I swear.

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

@jk_rowling For an author, your world is so small, and you are even smaller. Sad.

[jynx @jynxbby]

hearing someone say ‘female’ instead of woman in real life

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

I shed a tear every time I see someone buy a house, remove all the character, paint everything gray, and sell it for twice as much as they bought it. Big bummer.

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

Officially met @mslexilovesyou tonight! She’s everything and more than the beautiful professional I got to watch through the years at Play! I’m glad that I got to tell her about my violent reaction to her finale placement. 😅 Thank you for the tea, Lexi. Forever proud of you!

[Caity Rice @caityricekrispy]

@7BrewCoffee Can you name a blue raspberry and pineapple energy a Blue Hawaiian? It feels wrong that it isn’t called that already. Pretty please.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Saddest thing about barely anyone wanting kids is some of the best people I know aren’t having them whilst some superdemons are having 7.