Jake Conder

Guys I finally made it

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

The past year of my life has basically been Friends but its just Ross and theres no laugh track

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@NookCrannyy @EmoEthie @fruitfly_music Ahhhh this is a bummer. I would love to but a couple of us have other gigs tonight unfortunately

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

2 more days to contact your senators and urge them to endorse an arms embargo

[bonus @bonuswasadog]

the U.S. senate is voting to block arms to Is***l for the first time in history
It takes 5 minutes out of your day to call your senators and tell them how they should vote until November 13th (S.J.Res.114-115)
You can call 202-224-3121 and ask to be connect directly.

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, genocide Joe

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@Webster1161 Absolute rizz kings

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

I still can't believe that livvy rizzed up baby gronk

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@SirZachTB Mount Rizzmore?

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@PatrickCorriga1 Don't you dare

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

In one week, @parkinglotducks is gonna ROCK. YOUR. SOCKS OFF!

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@MCMClown Honestly... We love to see it

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@stitchodonovan @PatrickCorriga1 can you confirm?

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@rchl8123 Aww bummer but also that sounds like a blast! Have fun!

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

Don't be a Duckhead! Come see Parking Lot Ducks at Mahall's!

https://t.co/1qdSNnn3u2

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

This implies the existence of pissed on americans

[𝕞𝕣.𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤 彡(✿╹◡╹) @mrprincess_oh]

basicawee it’s bandcamp friday soooooooooo

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@PatrickCorriga1 This is a quality post

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@BennyBilds Hey

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@PatrickCorriga1 Lunatic behavior? These are prime Sheetz hours

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

Just saw a hot dog stand with a sign that said "glizzies"

This is the future liberals want

[Jake Conder @cakejonder]

@LastKingOfGhana It helps to have checkpoints during your set! If you have certain things that you know you're going to talk about/do at certain points, it helps you be more confident filling in the rest of the space