CakelinG

There’s always money in the banana stand

[yuki 🍉 @ruicharadrius]

i actually cannot believe there are Australians that wants to "americanise" aussie politics by bringing in maga and trump's policies. i mean, have yall seen the state of that country?

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Valid point

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

This was my Euphoria

[erika🌹😷 | on love island time 🏝️ @honeymoonaries]

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO

[Sean @seanHPN]

April fools lasts for like 48 fucking hours for Australians in this cursed modern age

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now

[everslay⸆⸉ ☁️ @everslay13]

i feel like if you voted for trump you should automatically be drafted for war

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

He has more Grammys than Nicki Minaj

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

if you said something like this about Charlie Kirk three months ago they would have gotten you fired from your job

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Still waiting on those Epstein Files.

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

the person i see in the self checkout camera is not who i am in my heart

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

There is no comedy in my lifetime that will be funnier than this moment.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Had an out of body “WHO IS THIS DIVA!!!!” experience watching a local news segment about a 9 year old beekeeper. 🐝💅

(Neighbor complained, city demanded he nix the hives & threatened a warrant, but after 100s of letters he got to keep his girls!)

Interview highlights:

[dell hooks @TheFineFeminine]

The people who finished the NYC marathon last have me in my feelings — you can just see how much they overcame and how much it meant to them

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

woke john mayer: your body is on stolen land

[CakelinG @cakelin89]

@sharontharp When a new supreme rises, the old one fades away