Christina Evans 🗨

Creative Director. Hoarder of unfinished projects. Twins plus one. Strong opinions about cereal. Toronto/Melbourne/Edinburgh 🌈

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

Told my daughter to eat at least half of the banana...

Well, she's not wrong, but definitely a psychopath.

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

Whatta night. 😎 #GreenDay #SmashingPumpkins

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

@the_edge @caseyjoloos I paid waaaaay too much, but can't wait. We're up close, baby!

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

RIP Heather Duke. 💚

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

@Char1982 Thank you

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

The last of the guinea piggies is now gone. At least he went in his sleep! 😪💔

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

Targeted IG ads are getting too on the nose..or, uh, stomach.
Also, fuck off

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

So, what would you do if your lifetime rockstar crush walked across the stage directly to you at the end of the concert, took off his shirt, pointed at you & then gave you the shirt??? Because that just happened to me & I'm still recovering. Thank you 😛

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

Him, flipping channels.
Me, from another room, hears the first 5 seconds of the opening music & yells: "CHASING AMY."
Him, yelling back: "Seriously, how the fuck?!" 🤣

cc: @ThatKevinSmith

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

Just watched 2 teens collect cigarette butts off the ground to (I'm assuming) smoke later. HOW IS THAT STILL A THING THAT HAPPENS.

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

Just had to explain to my 10yo daughter what the taint is... how is everyone else's Monday morning going?

[GIRTHMASTERR 🇦🇺 .1% @girthmasterr]

I’ve got the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever…

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of movie scenes inspired by art 🧵

1. Shutter Island - Klimt's Kiss

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

Me: "Uh-uh, Pendleton. The, um, the white cake with the sweet frost."
Him: I don't know her.
#IYKYK

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

@saalon Love, love Michelle Gomez

[Ab Gamble 🇨🇦, grateful Canadian.. @AbGamble1]

I've seen miles of train graffiti but I've never seen anything like this..

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

@drex Flip thru the 100-CD case first to ponder what we're in the mood for. 🤣

[Christina Evans 🗨 @cakevans]

IF THEY AREN'T CALLED "CLEVER GIRLS", I DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT. jkjk ❤️

[WNBA @WNBA]

Yesterday was a success!

We’re still celebrating the announcement of the newest WNBA franchise coming to Toronto 🇨🇦

#WelcometotheW