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Expat. Likes gin. Sometimes whiskey.

Has many opinions. Worth what you've paid for them.

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"We have to respect the will of the American people" I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than feign respect for a President Trump

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Birthday time
"Maudlin" just doesn't cover it
Sm1else if you're out there, let me know where you are now.
Fucking collapse of Twitter

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What’s going on in the background of this Biff, Chip and Kipper book?

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@sm1else got some good definition of the knife serration on this year's cranberry sauce #HappyThanksgiving2022

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@atrupar Charlotte. She already looks like she's had enough of our shit.

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I feel you, building.

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@georgialewis76 I've flown to the US to visit family and am still waiting for our second suitcase to arrive, almost a week later 😆 it's all insane.

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I mean. Right to assemble and protest is literally in the Bill of Rights.

Unless you assholes are taking that away next.

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@sm1else @Alanis This is the back of it :D Saw several guys in them, absolutely wonderful

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Alanis harnassing that 20 yr old angst nicely. @sm1else you'd be pleased to note there's a few You Can't Do That On TV clips in her montage as well 😎 @Alanis

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@sm1else @Alanis Birmingham, a few days ago. It was great! Hadn't heard some of those songs for years but still knew all the words. She had a great tshirt for sale that I bought. I'm going to find it or GIS it to show you, I think you'll approve, sec

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They don't even bother to put their hoods on anymore.

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Now do Plessy vs Ferguson/Brown vs Board of Education.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

The Texas shooter and the shooter at my high school both waited until they were of the legal age. Don’t tell me these laws can’t do anything.

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@jetboo13 @MrsMcKeehan @SamsClub I feel like they've picked the wrong people for that. Has there been any further response? Because their service sounds very disappointing so far.

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I'm going on a 3 day residential trip with my yr 4 children next week and it's going to be absolutely hilarious. I can't wait.

-statements I'd never thought I'd be making ever in my life but here I am 😆

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@DaveGorman Do you have any idea if there are age restrictions on your show? My 13 yr old loves you but I know many comedians have 16+ only shows. Thank you!

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😂😂😂

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

You spent four years meekly eating the peanuts out of Trump’s stool like it was a candy bar.

Sit this one out, Snickers.

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@sm1else Ooh I didn't know that! Not surprised tho 😑

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Feels relevant @sm1else
BBC News - Meat Loaf: What exactly is it that the singer would not do for love?
https://t.co/YpE4deeIku

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@jamieoliver 's grandmother's trifle recipe with our own 3d printed cake topper 😆 #NewYear2022 #HappyNewYear