virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩

everything is 80% satire.

[virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @cakexmonster]

Read my latest Substack!!!!

https://t.co/3qnxgZ8Vbk

[virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @cakexmonster]

Oh my gosh guys I finally see the new emojis and there’s also a journal app !! 😭😭😭😭

[virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @cakexmonster]

It’s time for me to move on from IOS 17 and finally update my phone

[virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @cakexmonster]

It’s time for me to move on from IOS 17 and finally update my phone

[virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @cakexmonster]

South Africans are becoming the Americans of Africa right in front of our eyes 😭😭💔💔

[Dionysius. @fatherrwethu]

I understand the frustration. I understand the toll illegal immigration can take. But gosh.. you are angry at the wrong people. The government has failed us at every corner, and they are sitting in their houses watching us divert anger that should be taken out on them.

[lulu @weskastri]

the reason why Palestine isn’t being seen anymore is because there’s barely any journalists left. Lebanon is going through a severe escalation. Palestine is still going through a genocide. 150k people were killed in Sudan. People in congo are being killed. Don’t stop talking.

[Ezinye Zazo 🤙🏽 @uLuyanda_Gama]

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[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

How many fucking countries can these cunts bomb without any worldwide condemnation?

[virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @cakexmonster]

Subhan’allah

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @cakexmonster]

You’ll genuinely be minding your own business and then a man will find away to ruin your peace 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @cakexmonster]

I feel like I knoowww, but I just wish I KNEW if that makes sense

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

The reason why Jonasi got such an adverse reaction (even from men like him) is because he was many people manifested into one, so we were able to see the extreme. But a man that hides his children is Jonasi. A man that cheats is Jonasi. A man that abuses is Jonasi. A man who cannot control his lust… All of these people are Jonasi.

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

The Polygamist on Netflix is not a show about a man with many women. It’s a show about what happens to women when they organise their entire lives around one undeserving man.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i randomly get triggered & now I have to figure out which unhealed version of me just got offended

[kat @yslnadi]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

wanting intimacy but refusing to participate in hookup culture because i'm only sexually attracted whenn i'm emotionally attached to someone is its own hell

[virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @cakexmonster]

There’s many prayers I know God will answer in His own way, but there’s just ONE, just one, I hope he answers in the direct way I’m praying for it.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

"abandoned" is a funny way of saying "we killed their parents"

[virgo 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @cakexmonster]

I love lying to men about how “bad” of a person and “wifey” I am so they leave me alone 😭😭😭😭😭