Laura Kate

I despair.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

I really feel like it’s way easier these days to understand what living under Nero must’ve been like.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@Cal_vin_R @PippaCrerar Doesn’t even have the balls to own what he said. What a weasel.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

I am so distracted by how many blindingly white veneers there are around this table #TheTraitors

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@jaseokundaye If recognising tackiness when we see it makes us bad vibes, then we’re bad vibes. Let’s not change.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@ChaseEver91989 I know a woman who was convinced the menopause had come for her last year, at 44. Then got the shock of her life when it turned out she was having baby no.3. She and her husband were delighted when they finally stopped being completely stunned.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@AprilPreston_ And (if she is defecting to the Tories) she’s done it at the start of the Conservative conference, giving them the opportunity to wheel her out with much fanfare.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@AprilPreston_ If I had to guess, she’s been waiting for an opportunity to defect to the Tories, and took the very first one that came along. She’s going to be Jenrick’s anti-trans tsar or something equally awful.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@ChaseEver91989 Because they get crazy angry with you when you point out that it’s not how the system functions, like you’re defending the bad thing. Everything is rage.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@ChrisDorrell @TomABacon Even if that were true, I don’t think talking to people like that is going to achieve your goal. But yes, let’s not fall out because otherwise I think we see eye to eye on most things.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

Shit talking Ben Sulayem together.

[💭 @4433thinker]

Lewis and Max FINALLY talking after that famous collision in Hungary (war is over)

#SingaporeGP

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@ChrisDorrell @TomABacon I’m also not religious, but this seems a fantastically rude thing to tweet to someone who is both in no way hateful at all in their beliefs, and also is simply sharing a profound moment they experienced and in no way demanding that you share in their faith.

[nat - ناتالي 🌸🍉(semi-hiatus) @hamiltocon]

retweet to scare the fia

[Scott Mitchell-Malm @SMitchellF1]

I like this from Verstappen. He's made it clear where his ire is, we all know where his metaphorical middle finger is being directed, and he's still given us something to write/talk about.

I wonder how Ben Sulayem will react to the last few days. I'm sure it'll be fine.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@PerryBrownF1

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Trump blaming Jews in advance if he loses is sadly predictable & even more dangerous.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@jamesrbuk It’s the same stupid mistake the Tories always made. Refuse to concede until you’ve taken the maximum political damage, then do what you were always going to have to do right from the start.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@ChaseEver91989 He doesn’t understand he’s supposed to just do the racist dogwhistling, not go full Klan.

[Laura Kate @cakeylaura]

@moniza_hossain I know if he tried he’d just swill his t-shirts around in some water and detergent for all of five minutes then fail to rinse thoroughly. Not even a half-assed job. Like, 1/16th assed at best. That stuff is backbreaking work. There’s a reason the washing machine takes ages.