Matt

that's my purse, I don't know you (he/him)

[Matt @cal1_green]

Putting "no pets" on apartment listings should be a crime. How are you gonna tell me I can't have a lil guy?

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

upper west side liberals in 2016 who want to understand working class whites make a book a best seller

[Matt @cal1_green]

Checking back in real quick to see how Mitch is do- OH MY GOD HE DID IT AGAIN‼️

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Mitch McConnell isn’t well. Joe Biden isn’t well. Dianne Feinstein isn’t well. John Fetterman isn’t well. This is all just very sad. As a general rule, no one over 80 should have jobs this important. Voters ultimately hold the blame though.

[That One Show With Bryan Combs @ThatOneShowBC]

Seeing a lot people claiming to be done with Tyler Childers. Great! Maybe it’ll be easier to get tickets for the rest of us now, and the shows will be a lot more enjoyable without y’all in the crowd screaming for him to sing Whitehouse Road the entire time.

[Matt @cal1_green]

Counterpoint: Mitch McConnell is a terrible person (I'm being generous here) and I do not wish him well ♥️

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'll tell you this: None of us like Mitch McConnell because of the horrible things he's said and done as Senator.

But he had a medical incident today, and I saw a lot of well-wishers on our side. As it should be.

But when Senator John Fetterman had a medical episode, there were legions of Republicans who made fun and mocked him.

We are NOT the same.

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

20 percent or so of Americans stopped buying it…and what did that accomplish? The stock is still up year over year and it was replaced as the top beer in America by another beer owned by the same company

It’s unbelievably stupid. But if it makes you feel good, go for it

[Matt @cal1_green]

Asking the Starbucks barista if this is a date

[Matt @cal1_green]

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[Kyrsten Sinema @kyrstensinema]

Get you a Senator who can do both. #Barbenheimer

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Jason Aldean never witnessed a man field dress a deer inside a gas station that doubled as a Black Cat fireworks outlet

[CNN @CNN]

Remote work risks wiping $800 billion from the value of office buildings in major cities worldwide by 2030 as the post-pandemic trend pushes up office vacancy rates and drives down rents, according to a new report https://t.co/C9LTXhzdzb

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

impossible to tell who to support when one side would lose their homes and the other would be totally fine and still very wealthy

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If SCOTUS was serious about their ludicrous “colorblindness” claims, they would have abolished legacy admissions, aka affirmative action for the privileged.

70% of Harvard’s legacy applicants are white. SCOTUS didn’t touch that - which would have impacted them and their patrons.

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

The confederates are angry today

[Rob @robrousseau]

Have we tried an electric vehicle tax credit

[Matt @cal1_green]

The dark souls 3 mini bosses I run into when I'm just trying to find a bonfire:

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Kanye West out with his wife Bianca Censori 👀

[Matt @cal1_green]

"Grr, rainbow stairs, me angy 😡" that's you. That's what you sound like.

[Bohemian Atmosphere @BohemianAtmosp1]

Is there really any need for this? I can’t move for it. It’s really starting to piss me off tbh.