calistus

🇳🇬 6'2 🏀
c'est la vie

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

30 days inside bush.

Tinubu you’re a failure.

[Ọmọ Akin @GuyMr10]

Day 27 @officialABAT @seyimakinde 🚨

#BringBackOurPeople

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

“Education is cheap in Nigeria!”

Why e no go cheap? Computer science students are writing code on paper.

[calistus @cal1stus]

@jay_lex6517 Yeahh, mb bro 🙏🏾

[calistus @cal1stus]

Student: I'm contemplating suicide 🤧
DSA: We are all the product of our actions

[budding olympian @penielissuave]

Masterful

[calistus @cal1stus]

This trade fair don touch my wallet mehn 😭
Garri all the way until further notice

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

miss you. (the money i spent)

[. @B0ymanager]

4 guys
total silence

my guy: "we gas make am bro"
All man: "omoooooooooo"

[:La belle: @tosyn__]

They’re very stupid.

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

This TV show called FROM, I don’t think even the writers know what is going on

[Ajibola @4jibola]

my prime ends at my funeral

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

No playoff games cuz Iceman here, respect @NBA

[. @Fimiye]

At university, you realize that:
1. many students are dumb
2. you’re not particularly smart

[calistus @cal1stus]

@sola_sttar As how 😭

[calistus @cal1stus]

First thing I did after seeing my result was to eat cornflakes.
Can't be sad on an empty stomach 😭

[calistus @cal1stus]

Your result doesn't define you.
Who dey first class today no fit dey tomorrow 🙏🏾.

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

[calistus @cal1stus]

Your result won't matter on Judgment Day.
No reason am too much 🙏🏾