Cal👋🏻👋🏻Pal

I used to have a better bio 🦭

[Cal👋🏻👋🏻Pal @Cal__Pal]

For someone who loves being asleep, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

[Cal👋🏻👋🏻Pal @Cal__Pal]

real ones remember mr peanut did it first

[Duolingo @duolingo]

an important message from Duolingo

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“I, too” by Langston Hughes

[Cal👋🏻👋🏻Pal @Cal__Pal]

It’s too bad Taylor has to take Travis out back tonight and put him down old yeller style

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

I captured the entire "Planetary Parade" using my 11" telescope, and combined everything into one composite photo that stayed true to the angular scale of these objects.

Made entirely with real photos, I hope this composite helps illustrate the scale of these things!

[Cal👋🏻👋🏻Pal @Cal__Pal]

the menswear guy taught me about the 2/3 rule which is cool and informative but then I looked at andrew hozier byrne and see him participating in the 3/4 rule bc his legs are so damn long

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[waka fawksa flame @dumbledonk]

babe wake up le creuset 2025 color guide just dropped

[James Turner @JamesTurner_42]

Merry Kirbmas to all! 🎄

[GemmaBee 🦔 @gemmabeepo]

rats love cheese because it reminds them of their ancient homeland, the moon.

[Cal👋🏻👋🏻Pal @Cal__Pal]

they’re doing this to me later today

[unknow_kirby🍍 (アンノウKirby) @unknow_kirby]

Wash time

[Cal👋🏻👋🏻Pal @Cal__Pal]

watched the muppet christmas carol for the first time and uh can anyone explain to me why the ghost of christmas past is Like That

[Cal👋🏻👋🏻Pal @Cal__Pal]

third day of december and I still don’t have a spotify wrapped interesting

[Cal👋🏻👋🏻Pal @Cal__Pal]

why say “I love you” when you could say “you will go into my pyramid when I die” instead?

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

Ring around the galaxy… Here’s Webb’s stunning new mid-infrared image of M104.

This bright core of the galaxy is dim in this view, revealing a smooth inner disk as well as details of how the clumpy gas in the outer ring is distributed. https://t.co/wQSE9xGTXX

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

WE HAVE A NEW JWST IMAGE OF THE GORGEOUS SOMBRERO GALAXY!! 🌌

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

unfortunately I do not love the grind. I love chilling and Dr Pepper

[Cal👋🏻👋🏻Pal @Cal__Pal]

🦇🩸🧛🏻‍♀️

[Alexandra Cook @zandramims]

Old friends 🐈‍⬛✨🐈‍⬛🎃🐈‍⬛✨🌙🪶
Happy Meowlloween!

[The Ghost Egg ⁷ @ SanJapan @theghostegg]

Happy Halloween, said the ghost.
Happy Halloween, said the pumpkin.

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

let him out