Cally

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

NYC this weekend

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I’m so glad this is a universal experience cause wtf everyone be on 😭

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

at the zohran rally with 13,000 jews, muslims, rabbis, priests, people of every race and gender and religion

every article you read about this man being divisive is planted by a billionaire who wants to divide us because *they* are afraid of him

[Cally @cal_balls]

@barstoolsports @BarstoolNYC Do you think he put the fridge on his head first or got on the bike?

[Cally @cal_balls]

I want to get punched by a kangaroo

[Cally @cal_balls]

@anyahmarx Stop I’d be scared to leave my room

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources: The Celtics are working on a trade to acquire the Wizards’ Kristaps Porzingis in a three-team deal that sends Malcolm Brogdon to Clippers. LA would be sending Marcus Morris, Amir Coffey and 30th pick to Washington. Sides still have more work to do on an agreement.

[Cally @cal_balls]

Why y’all laugh when I ask what the soup of the day is at the bar? I’m fr

[Cally @cal_balls]

@arashalalani Pretty sure you forgot the sprinkles

[UConn @UConn]

Who’s more famous?

[Cally @cal_balls]

One thing about me is that I’m gonna repeat myself

[Cally @cal_balls]

@NoContextBrits Conveniently next to the jewish section

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'

[Cally @cal_balls]

@hbedelfranklin After being Hannah’s roommate I can confirm this is in fact true

[Cally @cal_balls]

@hbedelfranklin Just a cleaver

[Cally @cal_balls]

@hbedelfranklin Give him the butter rn he looks so sad

[Cally @cal_balls]

@hbedelfranklin I definitely see this for you

[Cally @cal_balls]

@hbedelfranklin What if the next thing out of their mouth was wanna come on my yacht though?