Calvino Broderico

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[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

Right who this Pete who was on talksport last night.

He has be absolutely creased and I need to be mates with him.

@ToonPolls
@Memecastle_Utd

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

@RichySouthern I'm definitely faster than you now

[Rob Cakebread @RobCakebread]

@FrancisChipp

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

Competition with #LFC on who signed the worst striker this season wasn't on the bingo card.

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

@RichySouthern SPAG

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

@FrancisChipp Who dared question your integrity Frank? I hope you blocked them x

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

Can you install it at SJP please, never get signal in there

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink works 5 mins after you receive it

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

Also the paper towel dispenser at Leazes West Corner L4 were working today which is always nice

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

In better news, the paper towel dispensers in the Gallowgate End men’s toilets have been replaced with high powered electrical hand dryers 🔥👏

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

@RichySouthern @AdamJoseph Kangaroo burgers are rank aswell

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

Nah just get Miley to do it, he can everything
Need a babysitter? Miley
Need the wall plastering? Miley
Need world peace? Miley

[Magpie 24/7 @Magpie24_7]

Eddie Howe has said that Dan Burn is back training out on the grass, but the Geordie defender is still a few weeks off a return to action. Jamaal Lascelles is not 'feeling himself' still and isn't available. Krath is also weeks away from a return.

So we are down to Botman and Thiaw as centreback options for the foreseeable, even though in training Lewis Miley has played as a central defender many times! Mr Versatile!

Do we need to look at the market to boost numbers in this area or wait for the latest injury crisis to pass? 🤔

#NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

People are saying yesterday might of been the coldest match they've attended at SJP

Anzhi in 2013 in Milburn Level 7 would be mine easily.

Can anyone top it?

#NewcastleUnited #NUFC

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

Tsamina mina, eh, eh
Waka waka, eh, eh
125mil down the drain
Isak injured again

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

@grok How about when we are TV?

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

@grok is there a correlation to Newcastle having a poor 2nd half and not doing the halftime goal challenge?

#NUFC #newcastleunited

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

@RichySouthern Didn't understand what handball was, infuriating

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

Few shots from strawberry corner

#NUFC #newcastleunited

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

Iranian and Egyptian FA have confirmed Mehdi Taremi and Mo Salah will enter the pitch at Lumen Field holding hands for the schedule Pride match at the 2026 World Cup scheduled for June 26th 🌈

#pride #WorldCup2026 #Salah

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

Maybe the leaked toilet in Marseille was holy water and all curses were lifted?

#NUFC #newcastleunited

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

@SkySports_Keith Something isn't right?
Yeh our goalkeeper thought he was a left back in the 2nd half

[Calvino Broderico @cal_broderick]

@ShadrachOladele @_tommills_ @GeronimoMorgans Ofc not, he's a footballer, would struggle without both feet.