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my university degree was a waste of time

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@thym4n gotchu thigh guy

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@thym4n you can be fit too thyman ill literally drive to your house and force you to train

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@thym4n dope as hell and a poet, this thyman guy is top notch material

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when you think its time to start hating on bro but you remember years and years if lore so youre like aight

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the key to cooking meat is letting it rest on the counter to heat up a lil so the cook is even throughout the meat and you dont get much undercooked parts after you bite into it

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since when did i buy all the seasons to aqua teen hunger force on youtube??? wtf???

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@thym4n imma show this to the boys

[balb @cal_jw_l]

1. wake up
2. do daily nyt crossword
3. anxiously wait for the day to be over
4. repeat

living the dream

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they took the chicken off the salad at my lunch spot and theyre holding it hostage for 6 dollars more

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@thym4n time to gaslight this mans

[balb @cal_jw_l]

daily washroom experience

door light: red
door lock: locked
door: doesn't open

literally everyone: imma keep pushing the door open maybe if push for the 5th time itll open

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@lol_shinoa waterfront 100000% half or full we send that shit

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6 am run for 2 hrs at 6:30 min/km we are soooooooo back

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status update: it did my favourite coworker is resigning and i got yelled at for someone else's mistake

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woke up feeling like a quintillion bucks, thats how i know today life will throw me the most fucked up and frustrating situations to deal with

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the electricty man is coming to my house to disconnect the power cuz i forgot to activate my hydro account whoops

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normalize asking "whens vtec kicking in" when your civic bro rev maxes at 60 km/h

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@dougflemingbsn @Cooter and one the third day God sipped a white monster

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the taste of pho feels like walking into a warm building after being in the snow for an hour

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watching family guy with a blue moon in my favourite drinking hand

then BAM 2 hour trip to barrie out of the blue