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[Cal @cal_lister97]

Facebook kills me sometimes

[Cal @cal_lister97]

@SteveCarell fancy a 3 way marriage mate?

[JD @Dunstan9_]

Went to buy 6 cans of sprite before but accidentally picked 7up

[Adimas @adimpil]

EXPECTO PATRONUM!

[Josh✨ @__Greenwood_]

Just give him half a chance I bet he'll rob you if he can

[Cal @cal_lister97]

💗💗💗💗💗💗

[Gabriel @_gabrielmorris]

forgot that people could see it when you screenshotted their story

[Cal @cal_lister97]

Hahaha love finding out something’s happened when you knew it would happen from the start🤔

[Cal @cal_lister97]

Woke up feeling happy two days in a row :):)

[Cal @cal_lister97]

I’ve got a debt for not filing my tax when I’m not self employed and ive paid the right amount of tax lol wtf

[Cal @cal_lister97]

Creamfields next Sunday, rick and morty in November, doing my uni application n making small changes to get me life back together I’m on the up after an awful past year

[Gavin Sheridan @gavinsblog]

I watched this video last night and it's still freaking me out. A deep fake where Bill Hader *turns into* Tom Cruise and Seth Rogan *while impersonating them*. (via @MohamedGhilan / Ctrl Shift Face on YouTube)

[ً @taIIant]

So dream vacations for most people involve nature, and yet we are destroying it at an alarmingly fast rate

[. @kurdishbloodd]

I don’t want to see any tweet hating on Muslims for slaughtering animals, about 1 million animals killed each day by KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc. too feed the rich & making hella money out of it. During Eid Muslims sacrifice them to feed the poor for Free & y’all lose ur mind

[zoe @zoesyb0o]

have u ever had a yoghurt and thrown the spoon in the bin instead of the yoghurt pot

[Joshua Leighton @Joshualeighton6]

That's enough facebook for today a think 😬

[Cal @cal_lister97]

@LowKeyUHTN listen to Obamanation by Lowkey, you'll learn more in that 3 minutes than you have watching Love Island 6 nights a week, once a month for however many years it's been on

[Cal @cal_lister97]

-or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race... has come in and taken their place." Ever feel like you've been lied to your whole life? Churchill? Vile

[Cal @cal_lister97]

Winston Churchill
A true leader? A sick racist man who was responsible for the death of 26,000 innocent woman and children in South Africa, how did he kill them? Concentration camps -

[Cal @cal_lister97]

He also wanted to sterilise those with mental illnesses and learning difficulties as he believed that "The multiplication of the feeble-minded is a very terrible danger to the race." One last quote "I do not admit... that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America-