calmaxys

back from the dead because twitter is a fuck
he/him for convenience
it/its for the bold and the beautiful.
@calmaxys for music

[calmaxys @cal_maxys]

@zLoG1C @rebbford @Aztecross You'd need the node unlocked - this wouldn't take too long, but starting early is probably for the best. Otherwise, someone with the mission unlocked can invite you and start the mission as host to "taxi" you into the Alert and you'd still get the title as a reward.

[Papa Ry @RyleeReloaded]

New Update Today

[susie @sewershroom]

🔓🔁

[calmaxys @cal_maxys]

@dda0dd_ Jealous as hellll, cool people gotta do concerts down my way more so I can actually go.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

how it feels

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The left is doing everything in their power to prevent you from seeing this. This completely destroys their entire narrative.

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Destiny 2 was not a failure.

Destiny is—was—by all measures, one of the most resounding successes in its field, and its end is a consequence of its management, not the game itself, nor the team and community that propped it up time and time again, or the vision that fueled it.

Destiny was a pioneer of the live-service formula. It was one of the earliest games of the 2010s to try to deliver constant goods, whether they took the form of missions, new loot rewards, or skins, to a console audience.

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[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

use these pls

[calmaxys @cal_maxys]

@ItsEchoSem neither. it's composed of snow and frozen water so it would actually be more akin to biting into a handful of snow and ice on a cold day

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

What has gone wrong with people to where any sense of theater etiquette is completely gone?? went to see the spongebob squarepants movie and a crew of rambunctious pirates filled my theater and were yelling and throwing popcorn and even giving commentary at key parts of the movie

[🩷Kaz/Lucy🩷 @kaz_maniandevil]

watch out bro

[⋆˙⟡ jade 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jadedpeek]

she'll suck me from soft if she wants an elden ring on her finger. sekiro

[abichungus 🐁🪤 @abichungus]

if mommy told me to do an escape room with her i would jump at the opportunity before she even had a chance to transform into sad sad mommy

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

LGBT GROUP CHAT: The rise of global conservatism is making it harder for me to live my life despite me having done nothing wrong at all
WEEABOO GROUP CHAT: need reimu hakurei armpits
BACK TO THE LGBT GROUP CHAT: have you seen this [picture of reimu hakurei armpits]

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

STOP USING ANTI-BUNNY LANGUAGE

somebody -> somebunny
hello -> hello would you like a carrot
how are you -> how many carrots would you like
thank you -> i love you little bunny here have some carrots
i don't like bunnies -> i will be assimilating into the bunmind

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

inlife there are two (✌️) things. Carroets. And lettuse. tthis is becaus you are a bunneiey 🐇

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[corb @awshuqs]

we built this shitty on cock and balls