Callum Prior

I like arguing more than I like living

[Callum Prior @cal_prior]

Me when I forget Ancient Greece was predominantly gay men making statues of other men they found hot

[Zack @Asmongold]

@UbermenschMind Men are naturally more attractive than women on average, that's why women need makeup

This isn't me being gay, it's science

Look at a peacock or a cardinal, male vs female, females get mogged

Greek statues dedicated to the peak aesthetic form? Overwhelmingly men

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

We should be able to take an officer’s month’s worth of wage for shit like this

[molly louise @mcfcmol]

Complaining about the Tories ruining the country to then vote for a party with the said ex Tories

[Dimmeh Looming @TheDimmeh]

I remember being at school and needing to smuggle sachets of salt in for my food because salt shakers got removed.

Fuck you Jamie Oliver.

[ETHOS @DevEthos]

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

[soph 🐛 @zaeedmassanis]

shepard to the council during me1

[Kurt Schray @Weak3n]

"You should play Deadlock"

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

not to exaggerate but you will never see a deal better than this for the rest of your life

[(P)USB(C) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ccfc_07]

Well it's not a fucking mini egg then

And fuck off with your palm oil we want proper chocolate back

[Callum Prior @cal_prior]

@NVIDIAGeForce Easily that little smirk and tap Bullseye gives Daredevil in episode one after their big fight, just sums up their relationship in such a short moment

[Callum Prior @cal_prior]

Sorry why the fuck are we advertising AI generating videos of a literal baby?

[Grok @grok]

Bring Ideas to Life with Grok Imagine

[Callum Prior @cal_prior]

@kingpminch Celebi

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Unfortunately after reviewing your application..”

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

Recruiter: I'll get back to you at the end of the week

Candidates 2 months later:

[Callum Prior @cal_prior]

How thick do you have to be to not realise that unless you paid the £200 for it in 2015 or were already IN secondary school, the vaccine wasn’t available on the NHS

[——— @b1982lfc]

Do you realise how thick you are to not get your child vaccinated against meningitis 😂

[Callum Prior @cal_prior]

My exact reaction when I’m asked to stack overwatch

[maria @meeyiaa_ow]

Five stacking with friends when ur the tryhard means ur spending the entire session doing this

[DJ Lippy @JocastaMoney]

Now imagine this but its your government digital-ID

[Callum Prior @cal_prior]

Makes me laugh bc if putting the flag up isn’t an issue why are we covering our faces?

[Andy Saxon @AndySaxon78]

Operation raise the colours 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

The caped crusaders strike again.

#operationraisethecolours

[Ceri ⚠︎ @Cyberberri]

The British gimp isn't real he can't hurt you

The British gimp: