Your Fairy GodMarn 🧚🏼‍♀️

all about that bass 🪩👻🎲

[HungerGamesProblems @THGPrblms]

How I’m going to feel after watching every death in sunrise on the reaping

[Your Fairy GodMarn 🧚🏼‍♀️ @calamarnie]

@pleasecallmety oh you can easily do that i slept on an air mattress with no tent 2 years ago

[flex @lowkflex]

I be sayin this shit randomly lmao

[Ghost Mugs Halas 🐻⬇️ @Nickdabearfan]

You scroll thousands of videos to find a gem like this that instantly gets inducted to your hall of fame

[Your Fairy GodMarn 🧚🏼‍♀️ @calamarnie]

@FRESHBVKED you're changing the subject...come celebrate rachael she consistently organizes flow meet ups for your sets for goodness sake

[Your Fairy GodMarn 🧚🏼‍♀️ @calamarnie]

@FRESHBVKED yeahhhhh but she'd go support you if the tables were turned and you were playing a shitty venue

not going won't affect their business but friends remember when you skip their birthday!

[Your Fairy GodMarn 🧚🏼‍♀️ @calamarnie]

@areheon okay but i genuinely do love Mr. Mime because he's a humanoid freak and doesn't belong 😅😂

[🔻Doom Scromitariat🔻 ☭ @DoomScrollingML]

I love how Twitter will have ppl with usernames like "FruitBytheFootjob69" and their analysis of geopolitics contains a level of understanding that Atlantic staff writers have nightmares about.

[Your Fairy GodMarn 🧚🏼‍♀️ @calamarnie]

the content coming out of the (current) penn state scandal is top tier comedy

[Chris Barnes @ChrisBarnes]

POV: You’re a pledge at Penn State…

[Your Fairy GodMarn 🧚🏼‍♀️ @calamarnie]

@priestigewrldwd i've probably died a lot 😂

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[Your Fairy GodMarn 🧚🏼‍♀️ @calamarnie]

@emberrr420 i need Mr. Softee in philly on this ASAP

[Your Fairy GodMarn 🧚🏼‍♀️ @calamarnie]

@puddledpibby oooooo give me details i'd be interested!

[Your Fairy GodMarn 🧚🏼‍♀️ @calamarnie]

it's always so sad when a good dj gets booked at otherworlds because it really does suck as a venue

that sound system suuuuucks

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

he CLEARED him so bad i’m crying😭

[The Marxist Research Collective @MarxistInfo]

"𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣-"

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i love the episodes of the barefoot contessa where ina sends jeffrey on a little side quest & so we get the scenes of her cooking interspersed with the happiest little man alive wandering through the hamptons entering various wine shops