Katelyn Christensen

We are all worms. But I do believe that I am a glow-worm.

[Bree A Dail @breeadail]

Kate Middleton has cancer.

Let’s pray for her as she undergoes chemotherapy, and her family.

You’ve got this, @KensingtonRoyal!

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

You know that scene from The Office where Kelly updates Jim on all the celebrity babies and he says "that's great. What's new with you?" And she says "I just told you."

Well, that's my situation every evening in my marriage but it's Kate Middleton.

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

https://t.co/ccltl1f37L

The man. The stud. The legend. My Pa.

[Netflix @netflix]

we should not be working we should be at the mamma mia beach

[Quentin L. Cook @CookQuentinL]

I was exceptionally pleased today to fulfill the assignment from President Russell M. Nelson to dedicate the Moses Lake Washington Temple. It was especially sweet to know that this was the third temple dedicated today (the other two were in Brasilia, Brazil, and Bentonville, Arkansas)—the first time three temples have been dedicated on a single day.

Everything that we do in temples of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints point to Jesus Christ as the Savior of the world. The Lord organizes eternal families in His temples.

The scriptures are clear that we without our ancestors cannot be made perfect; neither can they without us be made perfect. Their salvation is necessary and essential to our salvation, resulting in the eternal unification of the family (see Doctrine and Covenants 128:15).

This means that the salvation of the whole human family is interdependent and interconnected—like the roots and branches of a great tree. The work performed in the Lord’s temples allows us—and our families—to be eternally connected to our loving Heavenly Father.

Having a temple of the Lord in Moses Lake is truly a supernal blessing. As one of the Savior’s Apostles, I testify of the divinity of the Savior and the reality of His Atonement and that under the Father’s direction He guides this celestial work of salvation and exaltation.

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

Disney, every single time we ask them to do something wonderful and cool and drastic to compete with Epic Universe. #DestinationD23 #disneyparks #Disney100

[🐉 Seb of the Stormlands 🐉 @Schroyers]

Every time they talk about the international parks #DestinationD23

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

This Halloween I think I will be Ruth Handler…five foot nothing grandma with a double mastectomy and inventor of #barbie just so that I can go around telling every single one of you to “take my hands, close your eyes, now feel…”

[GeneralConference @ldsconf]

See interior and exterior photos of the Moses Lake Washington Temple. Following its August open-house period, the state’s fourth temple will be dedicated by Elder Quentin L. Cook on Sept. 17.
https://t.co/X80pPl4XPZ

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

Honestly Greta and the cast of #barbie could *easily* make #Oppenheimer but Nolan and the cast of Oppy could never do Barbie. But I would genuinely like to see them both try. #Barbenheimer

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

Also important life update - celebrating one year with this handsome cutie and our sweet girl.

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

COMING BACK TO TWITTER JUST TO TWEET THAT TOM FROM #Succession IS THE ‘05 PRIDE AND PREJUDICE DARCY and that my friends is what you call range because I am three seasons in and I just realized it.

[a @eligiblewanda]

So we’re just gonna ignore the fact that Ezra Miller is an abuser because some of you want to see a 70 year old man in a Batman suit?

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

I love most things about my husband but the way that he earnestly mispronounces celebrity names (like Henry Travel) is my new favorite thing about him. He genuinely just told me “Look Babe, Jason Mimosa is the bad guy in the new fast and furious move…”

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

Slight spoilers: But if the plot of #KnivesOut 3 doesn’t involve Hugh Grant wrongfully charged with murder and Daniel Craig solving the mystery to clear his husband’s name then I don’t want it. Yes I do. But I will be disappointed if it doesn’t happen. Get Hugh on the phone now.

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

“Today we were supposed to wear red for free drugs” My kid, talking away the completely wrong message from #RedRibbonWeek2022

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

Not my fiancé actually packing salt and vinegar potato chips for his daughter’s church bag snack

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

Wondering where I should send my audition tape for the "LOOK IT'S GALINDA!" person @jonmchu #WickedMovie

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

In other news, RDJ knows hows to write a social media bday tribute to his wife.

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

Adjusting the halo on my heaven sent partner Mrs D.. you are my everything, and November 6th, Always a day of gratitude, for your blessed birth.
P.S. I will never watch ahead on a co-viewed streaming show..That is my eternal vow…

[Katelyn Christensen @calamitykatelyn]

Y’all the nerve of this entire soundtrack every single episode WOW #MidnightMass