Trying to buy a vape is worse than ordering a coffee in Starbucks.
Me: have you got a lemon one?
Them: no but I’ve got snozzberry and dinosaur fruit sprinkle flavour
Me: erm… strawberry?
Them: how about sparkling elephant jelly and iced grass shavings?
Me: 20 Silk Cut please
The funniest thing I’ve seen this year… local Sussex street artist “Wanksy” draws massive cocks and balls round potholes that have plagued this road for months and the council sort them out the next day 🤣🤣🤣
I wish one of them had the balls to say “yeah it’s wrong but the lure of a 6 figure salary was more tempting than taking a stand, so here I am”. Cos that’s what each one them actually fucking means.
#FIFAWorldCup
@HelpAtGeorge hi. I’m trying to raise a return. The order isn’t showing in my online account. Online won’t accept the order no/ email address combo. The phone line is asking me for an 8-digit order number but both the numbers on my invoice are 9+ digits.
Help please