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eastern michigan university

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@bertkreischer might be my favorite human

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Jeff sessions is a bitch.

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@Doc_Larson He could have convinced anyone on shark tank to buy in

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So at the Michigan game this weekend some kid tried scamming me into buying a six dollar bag of skittles (the normal size) I said I didn’t have cash, he says no problem and pulls out a credit card machine... he convinced me to buy three bags😑 took advantage of me being drunk...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Check out this bird bounce a golf ball on the cart path 😂😂 https://t.co/sTDKchP4GQ

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@MadisonMalott1

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@MadisonMalott1 That’s as far as it goes

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@MadisonMalott1 Stop it.. to far bringing out the red heads...

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@MadisonMalott1

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@sabins79 You are Jesus

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@sabins79

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Now 1 in every 2 Americans have a chronic disease.... third of the United States has diabetes. 40% of adults are obese... what the fuck is wrong with this country. So fucking pathetic...

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@mflo69 Hahha damn you really took this to a new level.. All I️ think is fuck I️ gotta vacuum this shit up

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@ksaleXO You mean #jv

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@Jleezy10 🐐

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@ossapert @gagonlobes Hahaha well that’s been an issue since the beginning of the year... let alone our o line isn’t doing well. Our secondary gives up big yards

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@gagonlobes Yeah just depends if he wants a solid team or the money hahha I bet he had some say but it most came down to what bill and kraft wanted

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@gagonlobes Just sucks he knows the system real well and I don’t see Brady having three more years he’s really banged up playing right now I got two max

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Garrapalo trade is stunning to me

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What in the fuck pats why... why give up jimmy g😑