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To Twitter, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems

[calaveras (Mastodon) 💦🥩 @calaveras]

Will you take my poll?

[Van Gothula @surrealvehicle]

People born in 1983 will be 60 next year. Let that sink in.

[calaveras (Mastodon) 💦🥩 @calaveras]

Turns out I have only ever lived in gay counties

[calaveras (Mastodon) 💦🥩 @calaveras]

@gabrielmbross Boo

[AlgoFlows @algoflows]

Tom Brady playing to recover his FTX investment (colorized 2045)

[Crypto Bros Taking Ls @CoinersTakingLs]

Brady gonna have to play football into his 50’s now

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

[A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom]

just saw this monstrosity on tumblr and I am horrified

[Senator Scott Wiener @Scott_Wiener]

Fun fact: The reason opponents of car-free JFK went to the ballot (democracy) instead of a CEQA lawsuit (opposite of democracy) is a law I authored — SB 288 — which exempts projects like JFK from CEQA.

So SF went the democracy route & the voters resoundingly chose car-free JFK.

[calaveras (Mastodon) 💦🥩 @calaveras]

Some good news from last night

[FOX13 Memphis @FOX13Memphis]

BREAKING: Slavery has officially been banned as punishment in Tennessee. https://t.co/AadakHWGdh

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Reminder that if you are in line for Dan Flashes when it closes, STAY IN LINE. You can still buy a complicated shirt.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

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[calaveras (Mastodon) 💦🥩 @calaveras]

@transbay Oh I just saw that. Whelp.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

[calaveras (Mastodon) 💦🥩 @calaveras]

@KNF100 @mosheroperandi That’s existential

[calaveras (Mastodon) 💦🥩 @calaveras]

@mosheroperandi @KNF100 Same. Very disappointed.

[calaveras (Mastodon) 💦🥩 @calaveras]

@KNF100 @AOC Way to be, king