JustACalBearJackass

Cal Football and Toxic Trolling connoisseur

[JustACalBearJackass @CalBearJackass]

So these MFs hacked my account changed my email, added 2 way authentication and blocked my burner. Nasty work @X has to get me my profile back lol

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: In a landmark 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that "geofence warrants," which allow law enforcement to collect sweeping smartphone location data over a broad area, constitute an "unreasonable search" and violate the Fourth Amendment.

[JustACalBearJackass @CalBearJackass]

Fuck

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.

[Girl Father @TIMBO_SL1CE]

LFG BEARS!!!!! You see it!!! Motion on motion on motion!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐻🐻

[JustACalBearJackass @CalBearJackass]

@warriorsworld If we took him at #1 bro lol

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Bro had a skateboard, some cran-raspberry juice and a dream

[Michael Saffell @themikesaffell]

LFG! @CalMBBall

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

This is easily top 3

[CathFawr 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇺🇦 @CathFawr]

Iran tried to stop the bombing by preventing Hegseth from driving to work, it seems

[Eric @EricG1247]

There are over 30,000 vets who will never receive VA benefits since 2003.

That's because they died from suicide from a war 99% of the US didn't serve in.

That's on top of the over 7,000 that were shot to death, blown up or otherwise killed in war.

But fraud.....

[JustACalBearJackass @CalBearJackass]

@TwistNH7 Put some relish and mustard on that

[JustACalBearJackass @CalBearJackass]

@AdmiralBear01 With no headphones

[JustACalBearJackass @CalBearJackass]

Your existence is significantly worse than a crying baby on a plane.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane?

I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

[Tell The Whole Damn World! @Win4Cal]

Wow!! Congratulations to Tonya Paulsson, who becomes the first freshman in ACC history to win the all-around at the ACC Championships! She was named the ACC Newcomer Of The Year and was crowned all-around champion with a 39.425. Super impressive stuff! GO BEARS!!! @CalWGym @PaulssonTonya

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Tim Dillon: Netanyahu is like “the drug addict in your family who gets on a soapbox saying, I cannot believe I’m being accused of stealing money again.”

“It’s the gaslighting of the century.”

“This is the most violent person ever.”

“Troops in Lebanon.”

“He’s got guys talking shit to Turkey already.”

“Nothing will be enough for him.”

“And the people that really support this, like: well, it is in America’s interest to be in an unwinnable war with Iran.”

“And have the Strait of Hormuz closed.”

“And have oil go up.”

“And to lose all our relationships with the Gulf States.”

“And have the Gulf pull money out of projects in Silicon Valley and Wall Street and Hollywood.”

“And have our economy go belly up.”

“And have a draft and then a nuclear war.”

“It is in America’s interest.”

“And if you suggest otherwise, you’re an antisemite and a pig.”

@TimJDillon

[JustACalBearJackass @CalBearJackass]

Spirit Airline terminals are gonna be Gladiator School.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: I WILL DEPLOY ICE AGENTS TO AIRPORTS ON MONDAY IF DEMOCRATS DON'T AGREE TO FUND DHS

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

It's quite simple, Senator: if you're more upset at the whistleblower than you are at the lawbreaking they revealed, you're not in a position to be questioning anybody's judgment.

[JustACalBearJackass @CalBearJackass]

@CalebJHull Scumbag take

[JustACalBearJackass @CalBearJackass]

@trill__92 Think about this often. Where would you move though.

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

No more Boomer Presidents, please and thank you.