Caleb Wetzel

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

We are moments away from entering our fourth calendar year of ceiling ball

[vaping dragon @hamsandcastle]

Went on a religious pilgrimage today

[Robbie Pierce @Robbiepierce]

We all know where that comes from. So thanks to Fox & Murdoch, JK Rowling & Marjorie Taylor Green, to the senators & priests & everyone else who harms kids & thinks it's politically expedient to project onto gentle families like mine to stir up their lucrative culture war. [8/10]

[patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir]

cannot stop thinking about 42 year old aaron paul playing 17-18 year old jesse pinkman on better call saul this year.

[Jason @iamjasonpun]

Yesterday, my dog Milo ran away from our Airbnb in Joshua Tree. He’s a black shiba inu wearing a red collar.

I know it’s a stretch but if anyone could retweet this it would mean the world to me, thank you!

[Caleb Wetzel @calbewetzel]

@b_pearson @rockwoodschools My name’s Caleb

[FABINO @KinoFabino]

Was trying to watch sonic 2 but I could barely hear from the screaming/crying and continous clapping coming from the morbius theater I saw a man walk out drenched in sweat all he said was "what a movie man"

Over all sonic 2 was great

[nico @byenico]

my brother in christ u are literally the president

[Rhian Beutler @rhiankatie]

Why we can't stop saying gay, a story

On the first day of my senior year of high school, a new boy showed up in my AP English class.

He had transferred from a prestigious private school to my public school, and I was confused.

I asked him why he moved and he shrugged

1/x

[C.J. Toledano @CJToledano]

In honor of March Madness, here’s one of the greatest college basketball clips of all-time:

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

dumping a cooler of gatorade on my grandma when she says bingo

[Matt Burnell @mdburnell]

That is a really specific category but I suppose someone had to win it.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

BREAKING: woman continues to live, despite existence of father

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

last night my 4 year old son looked at me and said “in a world full of will smiths, be a zelensky.” And then did the wakanda salute. sadly we had to put him down

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

It turns out it was staged. I've reverse Google image searched him and the guy who punched Chris Rock is a professional actor.

[Rian Johnson @rianjohnson]

hahahaha I love the oscars so fucking much

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

Something exemplary is going on with a car...

[Raquel 🦆 @raqcot]

like there’s any competition

[lou 🏌️ @peachyfrosting]

this one holds such a grip on me.....