calciferol 🔞

18+, if you're underage dni please. /
he/they/ze/wy /
i use the block button freely.
friends dragged me by the scruff to post my stuff... ok, well, not really.

[calciferol 🔞 @calciferol_guy]

#homesmut this one was a request from a little while ago. karkat and his goddamn large ass gummy worm that probably tastes something like cherry soda if you think real hard about it and close your eyes. no it's not carbonated that would be very strange in retrospect.

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i should probably draw my ocs more often. but i probably won't.

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note: wash your sweatpants, that by itself is NOT going to get you anywhere. yeah yeah sure it shows off your bulge but at least put that thing in the wash regularly. get the pants smelling nice. get it all flowery an- oh fuck he's here. I'M NOT EVEN IN SAN FRANCISC

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@kabosmuts i love sauce...

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#homesmut i'm not funny. who ever said i'm funny is lying. this is the most obvious thing you can do with any robot character ever. and yet i haven't seen it in the homestuck fandom for all the 6 years i've spent here. or maybe i'm living under a rock. maybe that's it.

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@Conto__ uhh uhh soccer joke. insert soccer joke. wor l cup. foofballs.

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quirked up booty ass shaking with the white sauce... don't forget about the fish and chips bro. that's like half of the show. do NOT forget about the white sauce either. ... no, it's ranch they just call it white sauce. for freaks. (guy in half strip club half seafood restaurant)

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@Conto__ delicious flower!

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@Conto__ whoa... a crowd...

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#homesmut "should i make their thang hang. press 1 for yes press 2 for no". and the crowd screamed a resounding YES! we should make that thang hang!

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looks wistfully out my window. most likely i'm not even gonna interact with a lot of people, i just want to post bull and shit.