🥤🧞

[miri @eggoslug]

if you like shawarma you should try cocaine

[Klvan @Nat_cfc]

Antonella reveals that Messi is her favourite footballer of all time.

[DJL (Rikki) @therealestdjl]

@FutSheriff Can't wait to face a team with:

GK:

Osama Bin Laden

Defence:

Adolf Hitler
Jeff Epstein
Gary Glitter
Rolf Harris

Midfield:

Jimmy Saville
Ted Bundy
J. Dahmer
Sadam Hussein

Forwards:

Joseph Stalin
Mao Zedong

Manager:

P Diddy

[Santicius @Santicius12]

El partido más normal de FC27 que te vas a encontrar a raíz de esto:

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Another banger I’m afraid

[Mochi Mochila @MochilaAKD]

Me corté el pelo y quedó exactamente como quería

[alia @__3aliaa7]

twitter after sex

[Yasuke @Yasuke1886]

Man United hijack in big 2026

[Brae @DownsSavedMe]

I’d eat the farts right out of her shit filled butthole bro

[Andre' @HiShinAndre]

Odysseus alikua Waithaka, yk from Ithaca

[mia 🍓 @tweet32bird]

Me: hey siri order me a Burger

🤖: calling Michael Burger

Me: who the fuck is that Siri cancel call

[Expe @Expefutbol]

no voy a morir virgen
no voy a morir virgen
no voy a morir virgen

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Man City want Pedro Neto
Tottenham want Pedro Neto

Na dem dey rush us

[alina @avramnotever]

White people passing the blunt

[🥤🧞 @calciolover1]

@ArminCFC_ What’s your unbiased top 5 Armin

[tyler✧₊⁺ @jamesjointblvd]

BABY #4 OTW Y’ALL 😭😭😭😭

[CarefreeFC @RhysCarefree]

Chelsea FC world champions till the end of time

[𝓢𝓔𝓛𝓘𝓜🌴🪙 @Sehlim_]

Good afternoon 🌚