Calculon

I was all of history's great robot actors...

[Calculon @Calculon]

I voted for Jessa Jupiter Flux in the #AltStarAwards presented by @bad_dragon https://t.co/BJHo4SbzcQ Meet in LV! https://t.co/1tf2Nh6ZVe @AltPornNet @UndressJess

[Calculon @Calculon]

@IGN Saying "this needs to stop" needs to stop. Also, nothing is unhinged.

[Calculon @Calculon]

@BigBoi @AtlantaFalcons Is that the guy that fought all those dogs and is a garbage human? WTF

[alex ☆ glow @glowascii]

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[Calculon @Calculon]

@elonmusk Here's one for free. Fuck you!

[Calculon @Calculon]

Don't miss the next livestream from @TheMadsAreBack as @TraceBeaulieu & @FrankConniff riff on COSMOS: WAR OF THE PLANETS on June 14! Tickets are just $10 and include a download if you can't watch live. @DumbIndustries
https://t.co/7LmPxdVDIJ

[Calculon @Calculon]

This Saturday @TheMadsAreBack rebroadcast their live-riff of THE TINGLER on Twitch! Buy a ticket to gain livestream access and an INSTANT DOWNLOAD of the entire show, including the Q&A with Victoria Price. @DumbIndustries https://t.co/oG8AKczrde

[Calculon @Calculon]

#DDBStyle

[D&D Beyond @DnDBeyond]

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

The heart racing moments of #dnd: Critical fails. Nat 20s. We want you to share the moment where rolls made YOUR pulse race for a chance to win!

QT with your moment and the #DDBStyle hashtag, then complete your entry at https://t.co/DUVfetRhgZ

[D&D Beyond @DnDBeyond]

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

The heart racing moments of #dnd: Critical fails. Nat 20s. We want you to share the moment where rolls made YOUR pulse race for a chance to win!

QT with your moment and the #DDBStyle hashtag, then complete your entry at https://t.co/DUVfetRhgZ

[前澤友作 @yousuck2020]

ZOZOTOWN新春セールが史上最速で取扱高100億円を先ほど突破！！日頃の感謝を込め、僕個人から100名様に100万円【総額1億円のお年玉】を現金でプレゼントします。応募方法は、僕をフォローいただいた上、このツイートをRTするだけ。受付は1/7まで。当選者には僕から直接DMします！ #月に行くならお年玉

[Calculon @Calculon]

Chirp Chirp! Bleep bloop!

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

RT for your chance to win a LEGO Overwatch Limited-Edition Omnic Bastion! https://t.co/9cUSRLroaS @PlayOverwatch

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

Retweet for the chance to win a LEGO @DCComics Super Heroes Aquaman and Storm @Comic_Con exclusive! 😀 #LEGOSDCC #SDCC #LEGODC #DCComics https://t.co/bsI3Sp97xN

[Calculon @Calculon]

@tedcruz is your sour soul cherry or demon flavor?

[Calculon @Calculon]

2017 @kiva year in review: In uncertain times, strangers lighting up lives #inspiration https://t.co/TOm8bW16vt

[Calculon @Calculon]

@tedcruz Bounce on my boy's robot dick. Happy 2018!

[Calculon @Calculon]

Check out me playing RivalryGame!
Get Rivalry here https://t.co/jEJOhUcqun

[Calculon @Calculon]

Yessss! I am now a proud patron of Drew & Natalie on @patreon, and you should be too: #NewPatron https://t.co/bT6FXhnGmK

[Calculon @Calculon]

@MikeRoweShow When do I get my royalty checks? Needing 50,000 Quatloos for a small acting upgrade.

[Calculon @Calculon]

I just backed The Dread House (Pathfinder/5th Edition/Call of Cthulhu) on @Kickstarter https://t.co/QDPCkvQZQE

[Calculon @Calculon]

I've died 6 different ways in Press X to Not Die! via @pressxtonotdie1